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I’m trying to say that’s bunk. It’s a myth that stopping a particular physical activity for an extended period of time causes your body to degrade faster than those who don’t stop. It’s the old “use it or lose it” mentality.

Isn’t that like Luna’s dude? I don’t know much about IBers.

I know, but that’s the ridiculous part. He’s not much more likely to get injured than a 44 year old who’s an active player, so long as he trains like any other 44 year old. LeBron is still dunking on people at 41 (well, as of 12/30). That’s not to say that either Rivers or Bron aren’t extremely old for any professional sport, or that he’s going to be only a fraction of the quarterback he was when retired. But, no one talks about Bron as an old man. The difference is that we are watching LeBron evolve with age in real time, and there’s a four (?) year gap between Rivers then and now.

Happy Birthday, Cat Mom!

Every sports outlet is leading like he’s 80 and hobbling out to the huddle on a cane whittled by his great great grandpappy at Elmira in ‘64.

Bro, I’m here for that. I hate people who don’t know how to use horns. Meanwhile, my brother gets upset when I honk at fuckers who don’t use turn signal because he thinks we’re going to get shot.

How is that dude a grandfather at 44?

That too, although that has as much to do with insufficient support from core muscles as it does with the sheer size of the boobs. The reasoning is kind of circular - if you building muscle mass to support an additional 20+ pounds of fat, you're going to lose a lot of the fat anyway.

That game was just a trip to watch. Didn't help that the game was just a defensive slugfest.

Yeah, yeah. Butt seriously, it’s not that a big titty lady can’t be a great athlete. You can wrap those lovely sweater puppies up real tight so they don’t slap the shit out of you when you’re running. There just isn’t much of a chance a natural F cup surviving the rigors of elite training.

Mostly at night, unless I’m too apathetic. Then in the morning.

I mean, it's not likely any female athlete is going to have excessively large boobs. There's not much room for non-muscle weight when you're competing at the highest levels.

I'm stealing this.

I don’t get my ass ate, I eat the ass.

The fuck you are.

And then... there's this guy.

If there was ever a single image in the history of the world that better captured the essence of "HAND CHECK", I have yet to see it. Speaking of whch....

Molar's team is going to he playoffs!

Happy Holodays to you too….

RIght now, I'm thinking we start off with two groups deciding what the actual crime is and the loser gets to be the Kashstone Kops while he winner gets to be the nefarious gang trying to get away with it. So that;s the start. But, before we get much further, I have to figure out what will be a compelling prize for he winner.

See, I like the murder mystery angle… like a game of Clue. The problem with Trump is that his dementia addled brain and the cast of inept buffoons he’s hired to do the things he doesn’t want to do are so perfectly incongruous that there’s no real common story. The joke about Seinfeld is that it isn’t a show about nothing, the something is a group of people who are very much intertwined in their common banality. There is nothing in common with the Kash Patels, the Kristi Noems, the Pam Bondis, the Pope Killer Vances. They’re just profoundly stupid people who were gifted an opportunity a lot of other stupid people had a chance at by a man so corrupted by his selfishness that his mental decline has actually made him coherent. The vacuousness is so pervasive , there’s no story to any of it. That being said, I can create a story from just one of them. Let’s say put lube on Dan Bogino’s weighs and he nearly choked to death while doing naked bench presses, and suspicion quickly falls on Patels country star girlfriend. Those three aren’t important, but their stupidity can be frame for even better characters.

Bro…

Wait….. Stupid is immoral. So, raw milk… is the hand of God!

This demands some more in depth research.

Probably not. Arizona came up with it in 1926 (last words of star QB after traffic accident) and the Bears came up with it in 1941. Close though.