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Oh.... yeah. If i catch your drift, that was a bad time.

How did you manage the IP ban?

No, you should stay just like that.

May I suggest?

Wow, someone's a little pissy....

Pronunciation can be altered to better benefit speech cadence, which is dependent on the speaker.

Like rapey desperate? Probably a good thing you didn't ask her if she was pregnant, then.

Did she have nice... eyes?

Was she hot?

Damn straight, particularly plunked into a martini... Hmm... that just gave me an idea for a salad dressing....

Dudes get "friend zoned" all the time because they didn't sufficiently show mutual interest. It's not like she's got all the time in the world to just wait for you to get your shit together.

That had to be one special chick for that line to work, but, at least it has a some wit. In this class I was in as a sophomore in HS, this one dude kept trying to pick up on this chick by calling her "garden tool number 2." Like every fucking day. Somehow, it seemed to be working early on because she giggled even though she was protesting, but she got tired of it rather quickly. (Don't ask me what the "number 2" referred to. Also, I'm pretty sure I've told this story before....) Anyway, @Doom Metal Alchemist, it's like these fine people have said. If you use that line at a girl who is waiting for you to show some kind if mutual interest, it could be really effective. It's general enough without being objectifying, but it makes it clear that you're interested in more than just a friendship. If she's not into you like that, the worst that happens is she groans because of the corniness.

Well, shit. This is about the most ringing an endorsement one could get.

Not really the best time to be hanging a shingle, but an entity with resources and connections can carve a niche quickly. Is Florida a locus for banking in the east? Would it be unusual for a bank, particularly an online one, to set up there?

Without naming names, did the recruiter give you any idea who’s backing this new bank? Regardless... fuck Florida and hurricanes.

Yes.

Man, I can't stand antipasto salad. Nothing good can come out of cold pasta. But Bucket is right - something wrong with you olive-hating mother fuckers.

Lol. Not really. The thing about crackheads is they're always trying to run some kind of scheme. Take the crack away, and the schemes are all that's left. Thanks to the stupidest leader of the free world and a whole bunch of his degenerate easily conned supporters, ready to shell out for his book, he can start his bogus "recovery" network and at once justify that need to be in control while pretending he's completed his rebirth.

Yes, I knew he was a crackhead. That motherfucker thinks selling shitty pillows counts as a redemption story.

That's the plan.

Don't do that. Your OP was corny as shit and won't work on strangers, but if you use it as an ice breaker on a girl that looks like she might be into you, it could work

People marry trees and ghosts, so why not?

We don't get slider chains here, so I'm curious too.

That makes sense. I can't get enough popcorn, but I just use enough oil to pop the kernels and load it with salt. Too much oil kind of turns my stomach too.

How much oil do you use?