scoobdog

He has risen again!

I am intrigued.... I will now get aloof drunk in solidarity....

Looks like in 1973, the locals were waiting for Danny the local pedo, and they were ready for him.

I don't really like plain hummus either. It doesn't have much taste (other than a slight latex aftertaste), and the texture is inconsistent.

Except Fuggs gonna die in the bitch seat because she can't fully fit in the driver's seat.

We appreciate you sharing your plan. Be sure to show us your ticket so we can greet you at your final destination.

Plaster isn't as hard as you might think, but it still involves actually making the plaster mix rather then opening a box of mud.

No, it's true. Taping is an art and it's something that you have to specialize in. Tapers have a lot in common with plasterers.

Lol. I hope Pinedale has internet so I can mock you every day for sitting around, waiting to die.

Nah, whoever you're hanging out with.

I hate taping. I have all the tools for it (including a flatbed) and I still can do it worth a shit.

Those thing don't do shit at 95.

Me neither, but just on context I feel like this weekend might end up breaking somebody.

I don't think "Ralph Wenz Field" can handle widebody airliners. Hell, it doesn't look like it can handle twin engine props. The only way you're making it to New York is if a tornado tears through town, sucks your lifeless body into the jetstream and miraculous deposits you on Broadway a few days later.

Fuggs, you gonna die if you drive like that.

If you're lucky, the speed boat capsizes the first time you hit Fremont Lake. Then at least you won't die of boredom.

Next time Sawdy jokes about you swinging from the trees, it will because your torso with one of your legs will be draped over a branch half a block from the impact. Seriously, no one is a good driver at 95 MPH, they're just lucky or really really unlucky.

It's not a fucking joke. Driving that fast is extremely dangerous, and you being black would make it a death sentence even if you survived the wreck.

She may not even have 1 or 2 pieces.

Maybe she just doesn't like all the fucking grease in the food you're offering her.

Jesus Christ. That's fucking street racing speed.

The decor is crucial to the proper enjoyment of the fried chicken....

The wood panelling kills it for me.

In the middle of nowhere? You're a fucking idiot.