molarbear

That Wooden Panel in SF2 opens a huge weird ass cross Continental Divide and allows access to a weird battle that's mandatory to progress the story. I commend you for knowing that!

oddly this is the 3rd time this song has been brought to my attention today in a World where it's hardly ever talked about

eww.... Coffee is gross

Alcohol fixes everything....unless it's a certain proof and you're trying to put out a fire

Why stop there? I say we bring Pangaea back

He already shit himself earlier may as well got for the Grand Slam

If you recruit all 108 star characters you can get a different ending that you'll probably like

No. When I use to smoke weed I either fell asleep or got super paranoid. One time my roommate and I debated in front of the pizza dude over whether or not he was an undercover cop. It went on for what seemed like hours but apparently for 5 mins some dude had to convince us he wasn't a cop and our pizza was in fact a pizza....

You're fine until you get to the one where you're just casually strolling through an Octopus's Garden

In their defense, they are Dogs and that's what Dogs do

OK

You make jokes about this but recently in the UEMB Discord I was introduced to a link where what I presume was a Female's ass legit devoured a cookie. I use to love Cookies until about 4 hours ago

That's why you attack Whiskey until you start getting fat, then you quit eating and start a strictly Vodka and Powerade Zero diet.

nope, that place most people ventured to Cali from in the Grapes of Wrath

I approve and have no complaints I'm going to disappear for about 10 mins now to uh.....fap

I'd love some rain, we're currently dry as fuck and on fire alert

draw boobs

I use it because I haven't really told anyone about it so I can make the witty remarks that I think are funny that I use to be able to put on Facebook before everyone gained the ability to turn jokes about dogs and such into Political arguments

No means no

I'd like you to sing Queen's "Radio Ga Ga"

Pecan Pie! I believe it, it's a staple at any Thanksgiving dinner I've been to at home but I hate it.

I love this movie! I heard they made a sequel to it but I haven't got around to watching it yet

Shenanigans has been called!