molarbear

still one of my all time favorite scenes

I'd just reply that I was out of town when I hadn't heard from them by 6 pm

I need video evidence of this

anyone else pick this up on Xbone?

Just take the easier path to being Hasselhoff by getting hammered and eating a cheeseburger on the floor

Or you could just be a Bull Shark..... those things are pretty fucking terrifying

Oooooooooh.... in my defense it's Sunday and the other team was called the Seahawks

I feel your pain When Aaron Rodgers got injured I pretty much the season was over for Green Bay

I was literally just thinking to myself this place needed more manatees

You never specified what type of humanoid shark you wanted to be... how are you going to bite people if you're a whale shark?

No, I didn't. People are stupid, they'd probably still try to kill you with fire, aquatic or not

they'd probably try and set you ablaze

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These kids hype me up

Honestly? Cubs won the World Series in my lifetime so I got that going for me!

I always found it funny that we hold parades for them and do all kinds of tributes but most companies still make Veterans work on Veteran's Day

My State refused to setup their own AH so the Government did the basic one. It cost $310 a month and my deductible is $6000 I basically only pay for it so that I don't go bankrupt if I break a limb or something

If you ever find yourself in Deadtroit, they have an awesome museum of Ford shit where they show true flight back in the day, tons of leg room, a bar you can visit, etc. It's basically Air Emirates modern day.

I like to allow my palate to test new things every now and then but nope. I'd never eat cow tongue or barbecued grasshoppers because they sound gross

+1

Congratulations! Have you picked out the cow that's going to be the ring bearer?

No, I will do direct deposit on said sorority females if they want though No offense but a fish tank full of my semen could be dumped all over a murder scene and then the police will use the universal semen bank to identity it and bam... I'm in jail

I loved it dude. I originally pulled it up on plex as background noise thinking "it's a sequel it's going to suck" and ended up sitting down, watching it, and enjoying it.

I've always wonder what the exact algorithm was, thanks Sandy

T2 was fucking great