molarbear

I'm 100% sure some broke College kid with no quarters for the laundry machine has attempted it

Someone had to do it

some GOD DAMN Szechuan Sauce

My brain auto corrected laundry to dish washer and at first I didn't see the problem

Well..... it's pretty much one of the few exotic animals that wouldn't attempt to eat me at some point I love it!

I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII. I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!" I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations.

I'm that weird person that puts pepper on their fries

Offend? You didn't Dude that's damn near impossible to do. I hear the Asian a lot, never heard Latino before though.

you think I look Asian or possibly Latino? I'm 52% Italian, and then a mix of a bunch of other European Countries... I'm also 2% Middle Eastern and 1% Asian so you're semi correct according to the DNA test from Ancestory at least I personally believe I'm an Alien that ages way slower than most people, that's my 2 cents

They may be lurking nearby and if they catch wind of what you just said you will have to sit through a 4 hour explanation of how Tom Brady is a God Damn Saint

I've never heard of wearing a girls jersey for superstitious reasons, you may have been pranked by said "idiots" It was the worst meltdown I've ever witnessed in Professional Football. I wanted them to win because Patriots fans in general are insanely obnoxious and anytime they lose I'm tempted to fly to Mass so I can bath in their tears

I mean dude, I had to it was too good to pass up

I've seen something like this before.... It was last year's super bowl! zing

I haven't been on FB in like 3 months so I had no way of knowing

I use to put the pills in peanut butter for my old roommates dog the damn thing figured it out and would lick up all the peanut butter and somehow dodge the pill

There is no emoji that currently exist that can capture the amazing-ness that is Tom Hanks

I'm lazy and don't feel like posting a picture but I'm fairly positive most of you are aware of what Jessica Alba looks like just pretend this emoji is a picture of her

I already spend too much time on the boards as is, if said changes happen I'd never get off the boards.

One time when I was driving I got to a railroad crossing with a sign that said "watch for train" I ignored it and got hit by a train

I like watching those videos on youtube where the cat's fail at making a jump I don't know why but it always cracks me up

does that douche even lift, bruh?

I use that special Dove bodywash that's suppose to moisturize your skin

I'd eat it as long as the tomatoes were removed

I thought about enabling it and then I remembered how some of the people on the boards are and decided against it

needed to do laundry because most my clothes are dirty, attempt to do laundry and remember the detergent is empty So I went to the store wearing gym shorts to buy some and got a random boner I did the only plausible thing I could think of and basically went and stood in the corner acting like I was super interested in off brand cheese slices until it went away