molarbear

I use to put the pills in peanut butter for my old roommates dog the damn thing figured it out and would lick up all the peanut butter and somehow dodge the pill

There is no emoji that currently exist that can capture the amazing-ness that is Tom Hanks

I'm lazy and don't feel like posting a picture but I'm fairly positive most of you are aware of what Jessica Alba looks like just pretend this emoji is a picture of her

I already spend too much time on the boards as is, if said changes happen I'd never get off the boards.

One time when I was driving I got to a railroad crossing with a sign that said "watch for train" I ignored it and got hit by a train

I like watching those videos on youtube where the cat's fail at making a jump I don't know why but it always cracks me up

does that douche even lift, bruh?

I use that special Dove bodywash that's suppose to moisturize your skin

I'd eat it as long as the tomatoes were removed

I thought about enabling it and then I remembered how some of the people on the boards are and decided against it

needed to do laundry because most my clothes are dirty, attempt to do laundry and remember the detergent is empty So I went to the store wearing gym shorts to buy some and got a random boner I did the only plausible thing I could think of and basically went and stood in the corner acting like I was super interested in off brand cheese slices until it went away

still one of my all time favorite scenes

I'd just reply that I was out of town when I hadn't heard from them by 6 pm

I need video evidence of this

anyone else pick this up on Xbone?

Just take the easier path to being Hasselhoff by getting hammered and eating a cheeseburger on the floor

Or you could just be a Bull Shark..... those things are pretty fucking terrifying

Oooooooooh.... in my defense it's Sunday and the other team was called the Seahawks

I feel your pain When Aaron Rodgers got injured I pretty much the season was over for Green Bay

I was literally just thinking to myself this place needed more manatees

You never specified what type of humanoid shark you wanted to be... how are you going to bite people if you're a whale shark?

No, I didn't. People are stupid, they'd probably still try to kill you with fire, aquatic or not

they'd probably try and set you ablaze

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These kids hype me up