molarbear

New plan... We unroll the toothpaste and just smash it around all unevenly in the container We'll be true monsters tonight

That's why I try not to nap I'm not one of those "15 min nap people" I'm more like the "3-4 hour nap" type and that just destroys any hopes of me having a decent bed time

like actual sleeping pill or an edible?

Blanket forts are a no brainer although I do kind of build a pillow fort around my head when I go to sleep

Nice! Now let's go pee all over the toilet seat and blame it on our older sibling

Mods watching your threads now all like

DUDE!!!!! You've never watched Parks and Rec?

you should make a poll thread asking if people prefer blanket or pillow forts

it's it multiple rooms or just one room you gotta figure out? Also has anyone ever attempted an any % run where they simply kick the door they entered through down and scream "I WIN!"

I kind of want to do one but I feel like 4-5 of my friends in a small room together trying to figure something out would be a catastrophe we usually just stick to getting drunk and playing laser tag

Happy Birthday Fezzik!

Go back to the tower dude Mine glows blue.... that was the deciding factor in my purchase

reading this while simultaneously drinking water was a mistake, I gotta wipe my desk now

I've been there! I get tired around 8 like an old person and stay up and then a few hours later I get my 2nd wind and sleep is damn near impossible I have friends that can pretty much sleep on command and it annoys the shit out of me

People give you shit but I appreciate terrible Dad jokes Keep shining on you crazy diamond

I pick @Doom Metal Alchemist

It had all of that plus more stuff if you didn't kill Cleopatra fast enough it turned into a really weird sex scene

I found that drinking is the best way to get to sleep too but I'm trying not to do that everynight

I use to think that as long as I got out of bed I'd be fine so I'd kind of slowly crawl out of bed but I quickly discovered curling up in a ball on the floor and going back to sleep was a option

I'm in only if mac and cheese is involved

Dante's Inferno the Lust stage I'm not going to say anything more

That's exactly how I am. I set my alarm for noon today and after waking up just rolled over and slept another hour through it. My bed just feels normal when I'm trying to get to sleep but when I'm trying to wake up it's the most comfortable thing ever. I've tried that too. I stop drinking Caffeine and started working out more.... sleep is still mean.

Meh... I got a 4 day weekend out of it so I mean it has its perks

you ever get tired like 4 hours ago and go to the bed only to lay awake? This happens way more often than I'd like to admit and I kind of wish they'd make a personal version of that book "Go the Fuck to Sleep" that I could read to my brain I have places to be in a hour and a half and I'm pretty sure I'm burning a personal day and attempting sleep again at this point

I was always a firm "meat only" person when it came to pizzas until my friend introduced me to jalapenos and pepperoni in College, it was amazing. The next day I literally called my Mom on the toilet to explain what was happening because I thought something was terribly wrong with me