molarbear

Well I'll go out the way I always wanted... drinking and listening to people talk more about dicks than I ever wanted to hear in my life

I only really use it on mac and cheese because I like it to have a kick even then that's usually only when my nose is stuffed up and I want to taste something

Dude.... you're cool and all but I'd probably be throwing raw meat at your ass trying to encourage it to eat you That dude is going to have one really cool story to tell at social gatherings

I binged watch shows on Hulu now I'm on going down a youtube rabbit hole of odd baseball plays

I'm drunk and in a Discord chat with Sandstone and LB, and other people. They're telling me of weird shit I never want to partake in while also discussing weird shit I also never want to be a part of. Apparently Gentile Mutilation is a common thing and old people like cutting their dicks off on film.

Try not to eat anyones face off

I generally just assume that when they say "smoking" I try to not judge and think of meth or pcp

The quote "There's somebody at the door!" will forever be an inside joke between my Brother and I due to smoking weed and being insanely paranoid years ago

Is it obvious that I'm bored?

I have a friend who smokes cigarettes in his house I can't spend more than 5 mins in that place before I have to go outside and get some fresh air

Depending on what you're smoking that could make your house all smelly

Promise me that if I ever get into a terrible accident you will make a mario kart meme out of it

That's a completely different algorithm That's like Stamina/stimulation over energy and average body mass you're still gonna need potassium though, and probably a shit ton of Red Bulls

we can take a missile out mid air but people can't shoot inflated condoms?

but..... it ain't 2 wycked no more, it's the Hotwad

In your absence I trained your cats how to work basic functions on your computer your internet search history is forever tainted

Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious

Never deal with any sort of phone help beyond 2 am.... from personal experience people just get cranky and progress does not happen

What if the Porcupine just rubs it's belly against it?

I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks

I tried to click on it but it just disappears when I do Electronics have not been kind to me recently though Today my Battery was dead in my vehicle so I was late because I had to get that replaced after my neighbor that I rarely talk to offered me a jump. My Computer has been overheating when I try to play video games, and to top it all off, my Fit Bit quit working also. I'm legit preparing for Maximum Overdrive at this point

@Mix your talent is needing his Agent right now

Did the link work for you? I even turned off ad blocker and it's still not working for me

she's adorable

I hear ya, I wasn't blessed with a third leg in my pants either.... but I mainly said that because the cute animal/dank memes girls are usually way cooler