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molarbear

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  1. Who the fuck do you work with that you were the most trusted with a saber?
  2. I learned long ago to buy ice cream from the store in the summer because if I attempt to buy a cone from anywhere and make it home it turns into a giant mess
  3. I think your idea was way better
  4. Nah I'm just going to hold up inside with all the A/C
  5. How expensive is it to live there?
  6. It's not a competition.... I just hate the heat and kind of want to get in my vehicle and drive north until I find none face melting heat
  7. Stares back at you in utter victory
  8. NSYNC was way better
  9. I hardly ever check my phone and usually leave it on silent I'm one of those people
  10. I'm going to spend lunch standing in front of my fan naked Here's a picture for visual reference
  11. Happy Birthday! I'm going to post a shit ton of porn
  12. To each their own
  13. I was just talking about angering you by shooting lawn gnomes hundreds of miles through the air and having them shatter upon your lawn every morning I can't make miracles happen
  14. I absolutely hate Apple products. Just a personal preference
  15. Sure? I'm not familiar with Apple products
  16. I suggest making a modern day "David" statue out of them Use the OG Iphone for the package
  17. You eventually get numb to it it takes awhile though
  18. ok, but I'm also going to include every apple product that has crapped out on my friends for LB
  19. you're suppose to have nuts hanging from the front and back of your vehicle now
  20. I mainly just want a reason to build a huge catapult capable of shooting things across States my main goal is to be able to launch lawn gnomes at @crackymckrackin's yard
  21. well in that case
  22. I actually have some in my fridge right now, you want me to try and catapult it to you?
  23. did you fight the MANBEARPIG?
  24. Can we add a 3rd "sense of humor" cliche? I think I'd fall under that one
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