I learned long ago to buy ice cream from the store in the summer because if I attempt to buy a cone from anywhere and make it home it turns into a giant mess
I was just talking about angering you by shooting lawn gnomes hundreds of miles through the air and having them shatter upon your lawn every morning
I can't make miracles happen
I mainly just want a reason to build a huge catapult capable of shooting things across States
my main goal is to be able to launch lawn gnomes at @crackymckrackin's yard