molarbear

I'm getting a custom trophy made for the round I won

That's a dangerous dance

NICE! It may be the angle but it it looks like you went with a short bed and placed a tool box in it. Just enough space to move stuff while also the perfect excuse to say no for when people want help moving

After discussing it with my corner we're throwing in the towel You get the W

Ya know, when my friend's give me shit for having a baby face and not being able to grow facial hair I always rebuttable with "and your hair line is receding, or, you're turning grey" it shuts them up instantly

^ This is how I felt this morning

It never gets old

if we're still referring to Bennifer's self entitled "Daddy" theme then yeah I question the fuck outta him. Dude's so full of shit his eyes are brown

I got a northern Pops and a southern momma

last I checked arm's did not have palms

I think I can one up this a picture of a picture of my older brother and I

I don't know what Generation I'm a part of but either way most old men here agree it doesn't matter somehow people my age are the reason they can't get erect anymore

Y'all'd've had clean underwear if you han't eaten Taco Bell

One thing I can honestly say about my best friend is we can sit in absolute silence and just appreciate each other's company while watching tv or something I don't know if that counts as intimate but he's one of the few friends I have that I don't feel like I have to attempt awkward small talk around

I feel like this is more sex toy than cleaning item

The latter part was I ordered pizza and finally watched Infinity war

I like cut up hard boiled eggs bacon bits croutons shredded cheese and then usually ranch is my go to salad dressing which makes the salad almost pointless

I drink Green Tea in the morning because I read along time ago that's it's suppose to boost your metabolism That, and I hate coffee

I saw they added season 8 last night and started watching it That along with Supernatural is really cutting into my video game time

you mean on Pandora or local stations? There use to be a bomb ass classic rock station here but it's kind of gone to shit in recent years and just play like the same 2 pink floyd/led zeppelin songs over and over

I can't do spotify When given an option to pick songs I only get 1/3 the way through a song before it reminds me of another song I want to hear and I change it

I'm stealing your Dog and I'm showing up in full Bowie attire to do so

Mine always tries to overplay the Beatles It's normally annoying but I'd gladly take that over a dude who literally just says "budlight and boats" repeatedly