molarbear

I'm filing a formal complaint with the fantasy football league about you and Aaron Rodgers working together to pad your numbers Don't think I didn't notice he was throwing to Cobb wayyy more than he was to Adams

I found a relic

I like to think of myself as part Bigfoot, I inherited the blurry non photogenic qualities and that's about it

I couldn't read your post due to the heart attack I was having from all the GOD DAMN CHEESE I WAS INGESTING!

Still waiting on that fishing trip

I prefer the term "Giant Asshole" personally

There is no puppy photo to support

no it's more like the school carnival type https://www.amazon.com/Olde-Midway-Popcorn-Machine-8-Ounce/dp/B01N9KNFBC/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1536474768&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=popcorn+machine&psc=1 I was under by $30 I still think it's a solid investment

I plan on buying one of those fancy popcorn makers some point soon they're only like $130 on Amazon

I only watched the highlights and if you're talking about the fumble then I kind of agree to me it looked like the ball flew out of bounds at least a foot or two before the end zone

sometimes I'll go see a movie I have no real interest in just for an excuse to get movie popcorn

is this the dragon ice cream stuff?

It ended up being a whole lot closer than I thought it'd be

Happy Birthday you old fart

Nebraska was down 14-0 and scored 21 unanswered points and now Colorado is trying to get in a field goal before the half I keep hearing hype about the Clemson/A&M game tonight from the announcers but I'm fairly positive Clemson is going to wipe the floor with them

I think the worst thing was running out of toilet paper it happened one time and ever since I always check how much I have before I go to the store

Are they getting their ass beat? I watched the Sooners play and then flipped on the Nebraska/Colorado game

I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end

Watch some College Football

sleep the hangover off

I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy

Now you have me questioning some of my picks, this is Psychological warfare at it's finest.

Today my shirt was on inside out most of the day and no one said anything about it I only discovered it during lunch when I attempted to open one of those stupid ketchup tear packets and it shot a stream of ketchup on me The cool part was after cleaning it up I got to wear my shirt the right way and no one could see the stain

Please tell me someone pet the doggo