molarbear

Meh haven't really felt like playing many games recently I even bought the Mega Man X collection and was super pumped for like a day then kind of lost interest

There's a .22 in my garage you may borrow it to shoot your TV anytime you like

growing up when my best friend's parents got divorced his Dad grilled out everyday for a solid 2 months or so That's not an exaggerated number either

This has always been one of my favorite scenes

I met King tonight 10 out of 10 was a good doggo excuse my friend's back photo bombing what was otherwise a glorious picture

I have previously requested him delivering a photo of him giving ear scratches to said Pupper they have yet to happen

Popsicles are basically just water so you're good My go to use to be shells and cheese

Domino's has hot spots now, you should take a bus to one and pick it up then sneak it in all 007 style or you could always lie and say you went for a walk and a random person just gave you a pizza

order a greasy ass pizza

I don't like to nap because I can't do power naps a nap for me is usually 3-5 hours

YASSSSSS! you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF

Well I weighed 240 in January and as of last week I'm sitting at 175 so, I got that going for me

Actually most people I get along with and are close friends with are from Arkansas I have stopped at a really back woods gas station there before that had silver cans with "Beer" written on them other than that though, some of my favorite memories are in Arkansas

I can honestly say I now have the best edit on the UEMB

All doors were open Someone had to make the joke *Tips Fedora

Who the fuck wears baseball hats in a day and age where Fedoras exist?

I'm in I've only had experience in Fantasy Baseball Leagues but I'll give the old NFL a shot

I've decided when it happens to me I'm just going to fully embrace it because I've seen people attempt to dye their hair black and it doesn't look natural at all

I just use my weed eater it takes a total of 5 mins tops

have you seen this on youtube yet?

sort of off topic but I had that problem where I had a tune in my head but it was only the guitar riff and I could not for the life of me remember the song... then it randomly played on a TV show

We prefer the term "Instruments of the Garden variety" these days Get with the times

Seems simple, right? Generally when I'm intoxicated I run off muscle memory and keep putting in my old password

Not me I think if I ever have a video go viral it'd be boring as fuck, it'd probably be me drunk attempting to remember my FB login and failing miserably 10 times in a row then yelling at the computer

Give that pup ear scratches!