molarbear

When I get my first win I will use all my willpower to make rum rain from the sky

This is literally me everyday I wake up I use to love driving but I kind of feel like thanks to modern science natural selection is no longer a thing and dumb people are the mass now I literally watched some person block, then cut across traffic in the grocery store parking lot because they felt they had to turn at the first turn in instead of the other 4 that are available

Here I was hoping I could just give you a bottle of Rum........

Pooh please grace my team with your Jobu mojo

I was really hoping for some chocolate chip cookies

I did CNC machining for a big oil company and overnight there were way less chiefs and you pretty much got left alone plus they paid you very well to work the 3rd shift It was fun but A) our lunch break was at 3 am so I spent many a nights eating wafflehouse because everything else was closed and B) trying to go to sleep at 9 am is a complete mind fuck

I kind of envy that my sleep schedule was destroyed from working 3rd shift for 3 years

My best friend was in town with his 2 yr old this week He's learning to be potty trained so when we were in the backyard he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and he told him to just whip it out and go later that day we were at walmart and he said "Daddy I gotta pee!" and my friend's all "hang on we'll go to the bathroom" his son proceeded to just whip it out and pee right there in the aisle I was honestly laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die

I didn't start Golden Tate because he was listed as "Questionable" He proceeded to rack up nearly 30 points while sitting on my bench Meanwhile I picked up Tannehill for my QB slot because Smith was on a Bye week, may as well have just left Smith there because that asshole got zero fucking points

I don't make threads anymore because Irony is lost here and a sense of Humor is long gone.

they're chicken tacos are pretty "cut" worthy!

you're welcome

They failed... their QB had looked decent all night and on a do or die 4th and 5 they tried some botched run play

Nope Two of them their kids had stuff to do, one never got back to me, and one claimed he was broke and didn't have enough gas to drive the 3 miles

It turned out pretty successful

You and Disco are more than welcome to come over, you'd just have to bring an extra controller because I only have 2

GO TO "TAPS" BEST BAR EVAR

The head offical for the Sooner/Baylor game is fucking jacked! The Clemson/Syracuse game was fun to watch and I'm looking forward to Penn St/Ohio St later on

The same thing I strive to do every Saturday... Watch football all day and mayhaps order a pizza I dunno though, I've been wanting to bust out the Gamecube so I may see if some friends want to come over and play mario kart

Technically if you were hot couldn't you then become rich via your looks?

I use to have a fish that hung on my wall and sang this song It took a solid 2 days before it went from entertaining to in the trash

unless I've known someone for awhile I don't talk a whole lot (completely off subject but I've been watching Football and forgot my bedding was in the washer) I personally get kind of sketched out when people are super social when I first meet them, like my Brother's Girlfriend gave me her garage code the first time I met her and told me where her key was hidden maybe I just have a lack of trust in people or something, or it could very well have been the amount of wine she had consumed

Happy Birthday!

That doggo is just trying to be good and shake the human's hand