Azalar Hex

At least fire that shit into the sun. Do we really need to become a planet that leaves a stream of shit spiraling out into the void? This is the logic people who flick their cigarettes out their window when they drive have. "If I don't see it it's not my problem"

I was almost decapitated at Disneyworld.

Man-ass. Good for you, dude. You're up in there. I'm not here to jerk it to your sack dangling under your hairy asshole.

Milo and Otis, that scene where they chuck the cat off the cliff.

Have you ever seen uncooked dough that fell on the floor and got left until it rised?

. . . . . . . . . ..... fffffwwwWHOOSH

Oh shit you said poEM. Then I don't have one, no.

Utsukushī kaba shimai adobenchā. Some of the scenes are a little too intense and not my taste but the realism is top notch.

GlitterCupcakes.

So I didn't get one. I didn't even see a hamster today.

Kinda looks like some people actually did try to eat them.

Young, blonde, blue eyes, innocent, cute, and printed on a pillow case.

No.

Superman is afraid of soup.

truckstopgloryholes.gov

I caught a fuckin' Spheal. I'm done.

It looks like it got slammed anime style into the rail by another bird.

During a discussion about Mario with my nephew about two years ago. My vertical clearing distance while jumping is about diabetes feet tall.

Guy Man. I dress like a guy and eat manly food occasionally when my blood pressure is down and my diabetes isn't acting up.

Happy aging day. Be sure to have a good piece of cheese.

There is no equivalent for those of us who are anti-emoji. Soon all text will be auto converted into images so the casuals can understand internet things. DX? CX? VX?