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  1. Azalar Hex
    This ... this is relevant to my interests. I may acquire one of these.
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    Because I'm so far out in the boonies and close to banjo country that I could probably buy wallets made out of human skin within five miles of my house.
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    And the horse is shitting all over the place. Then cars run over the shit and it gets flipped up all over things, like our mailbox. So I have to wash my hands every time I go out to check the mail because there's horse shit on the handle. I wiped it off a few times but it keeps coming back. Fuckers need to slow the hell down when they drive down this road ...
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    The internet says I look like Steve Zaragoza. No, I've never heard of him either.
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    :: tumbleweed ::
  7. Azalar Hex
    Pee directly into your own butt. Then I'll be impressed.
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    Kroger. Wal-Mart can go suck a big fat misshapen infected dick. Their prices are lower but their quality is shit. And since the people around my city would rather pay lower prices for cheese made from diseased cow teet scrapings I have to do all my shopping during the day instead of at night when transportation is available since Kroger dropped the 24 hours formula due to lacking business.
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    just posted.
  11. Azalar Hex
    Stank availability otherwise. Out in Deer Penis, TN where I live there's nothing out here outside of $200 a month satellite internet and dial-up. Though I wised up and decided to get a cell phone ( I can at least internet and watch porn but gaming is out of the question ).
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    I tried to get Discord to function but they laid out a giant chonking horker of an update at some point. So looks like I'll be here for now. Did I miss any chaos?
  13. Azalar Hex
    Gods. Trapped out in the middle of nowhere on dodgy subpar 4G and now I'm being threatened.
  14. Azalar Hex
    Hello people from the developed parts of the world. I am stuck inside a phone. Please send food and good boobs.
  15. Azalar Hex
    ~8.8405%. ... still longer than expected.
  16. Azalar Hex
    What color will I be?
  17. Azalar Hex
    Casting Zoom indoors is indeed some shit. Lazy gamers cried too much about head injuries.
  18. Azalar Hex
    I like hugging people that I find attractive.
  19. Azalar Hex
    There you go, @ben0119.
  20. Azalar Hex
    [ post removed ] Really guys?
  21. Azalar Hex
    Boom! Brutal Analist.
  22. Azalar Hex
    Naked Rack Yue ... what?
  23. Azalar Hex
    Broom Anal Alchemist. Yeah I don't do funny.
  24. Azalar Hex
    Did I already show them to you guys in the Discord?
  25. Azalar Hex
    I don't have a camera but I do have an apartment I can meet you in. You'll need to drive here. Only women please.
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