Azalar Hex

Don't you fuckin' touch those chicken nuggies.

No nugget november.

I read somewhere that depressing music makes you more depressed when you are feeling depressed to begin with. Always counter a bad day with j-pop.

Food, crying, and jerking it. Sometimes at the same time. Mostly at the same time. Always at the same time.

The price hike shit is why I try to avoid giving myself the McFarts these days. Double Cheeseburger was $1.00, then they silently jacked it up and filled the $1.00 burger slot with the McDouble, which I only caught and switched over to after four or five times going there. Then the McDouble got silently jacked up. Fuck that shit in its shitty shit of a shit mouth. This inflation bullcockery horse jizz fuckity fuckity garbage is all about greed somewhere on the ladder of costs and I'm gonna fucking die one day because I'll have enough of it and refuse to buy any product that raises its prices.

I own this game. Same thing. Get girl star pregnant so they can shit out star babies who help you fight monsters. Regrettably, as far as I remember he's not related to any of them in this one.

Hey! I'm not 40 yet and I got to enjoy carrying a couple of shameful nudity boxes from the back room to the front to pay a former female classmate running the register for the chance to unload my lonely seed in solitude. She did not offer to join me.

Worry free penising for life or at least 18 years worth of having no money and a high risk of every single year being extreme stress and fights. Yeah ... think I'll pass on the larva, too.

A little crazy.

Did somebody say tacos?

I was a lesbian who loved women back when I was conceived but then I grew a penis and god loved me.

All the hell no to people leaving looping sound while they are asleep/out. Fuck absolutely all of that. I'd be closing that shit. Raging response be damned.

What have you fuckin' done with your day?

Back when I was a kid I cut a hole in my wall and fucked it. Only once, though. I got a nasty case of raw chalk dick. Then I used the hole to throw away all the porno pictures I drew for a couple of years so my mother wouldn't find them in the trash. I once got so angry I tossed an apple in the air and punched it just so I could punch something and not leave property damage. I threw my arm out of its socket. The apple wasn't damaged. All my experience drawing anime style art came from looking at hentai and trying to draw porno to jerk it to because I couldn't get my hands on any real porn due to growing up in a christian household in the 80s-90s. I had blonde hair when I was born. It turned brown on its own about a year later. Each one of the bullies I got into a fight with during school disappeared entirely afterwards and I never saw them again. I can't reach my ass to wipe it with my left hand. I like sparkly shiny things. I'm going to die at 53 years old.

Being a gamer my entire life has given me tremendous ability with my fingers. ( confirmed by one and a half lovely ladies ) According to what my mother told me the other day, I have bigger nipples than her.

I've mercy killed more than one small animal. I once went six months without bathing. When I was a kid I was so afraid of getting into conflicts with my mother and father that I would piss through my screen window at night.

This is a disguised "when is abortion a crime" argument, isn't it?

They are like little islands of shame in an ocean of meaty goodness. Also tomato is a fruit.

I mean, I agree with coca cola. That stuff is the shit. But Pepsi tastes like the coca cola knockoff store brand. And not a good store. Like, a locally owned store that always has a layer of yellow dust on the walls.

Pepsi is way too high up on that list.

Jesus loves you.

I didn't. ( do either )

One of the therapists I had as a kid tried to get me in touch with one of my fellow patients ( who was suicidal because she was sexually abused ) so I could "get between her legs".

At least fire that shit into the sun. Do we really need to become a planet that leaves a stream of shit spiraling out into the void? This is the logic people who flick their cigarettes out their window when they drive have. "If I don't see it it's not my problem"