Doom Metal Alchemist

Boy that takes me back.

No one hated him in particular until the whole Napster thing, and then all of a sudden everyone was like, "Lars Ulrich is metal's worst ever drummer."

Lars SKEET SKEET SKEET-ing all over his snare on St. Anger.

Do birthdays still show up when the account is banned? If not, why isn't this account banned?

Do you see him posting any graphs or math equations?

These are pretty damn good. I wouldn't think keychains would be a very good idea, as banging around in people's pockets with whatever else they keep in there might cause them to break..... The ornaments are a great idea though.... earrings could be great with the nerdier girls Can those things be sewn on (or attached any other way) to generic baseball caps or knit caps? Because I think that would sell. Odin's brother used to custom make hats with NES sprites sewn onto the front.... I bought one and really liked it, and the stitching was high quality, the trouble is, the generic hat he used was not high quality and basically destroyed itself in not too much time....

Why the fuck does your work know what signs are hanging up at your home?

So how about that goatse?

CARD GAMES ON MOTORBIKES

I'm irrationally afraid of bees, yellow jackets, wasps, etc.... I was either in the my 30s or late 20s when I first got stung. I was lying on one of those pool mats in the pool with my eyes closed, when I felt a tingling on my toes. Knew it was a bug, shook my foot a little bit to try and scare it off, but it came right back, so I shook my foot harder, then it stung me on the arch of my foot.

"Do you even lydian, bro?" Nope, I'm too busy raiding the phrygian.

The colder a soda is, the better it is.

Most of the world indulges in our pop culture as much as we do.

And at the oscars he was just practicing for this role.

It's funny because it's true:

I think Sawdy would have something to say about this.... One time my dad bought Schweppe's just because the store was out of Canada Dry. Turns out Schweppe's is actually better, IMO. Can't remember my dad's opinion though. He hasn't bought ginger ale in quite a while.

I like her everything. Although one thing I have learned at work is just because someone's cute with a covid mask on, doesn't necessarily mean they are cute with their mask off.

Should've spelled it "Futbol."

Jerry was having flash backs of the Michael Richards incident.

This one's for you, @That_One_Guy: