Doom Metal Alchemist

Well it's paying for convenience in the sense I don't have to go out and get it myself..... but it would be FAR more convenient if I could select any location that I want, so in a sense, I would be paying for inconvenience in this age of anything being readily delivered to our homes. And I've had nothing but good experiences when I've ordered directly through DoorDash, the food's never cold..... When I order from my favorite pizza place and they sub out their deliveries to Dashers, they suck ass at following delivery instructions but the food is always warm. In this case it wouldn't be shitty service causing my food to be cold, it would be the fact that it's about a 20 minute drive in between my house and that particular McDonald's.

You'd think they'd let me select a specific location and have them list me what kind of wait that specific location would have, but no. Let me order from wherever the fuck I want and leave a huge fucking tip for motivation for drivers a little bit far. It would be great for me to order some McDonald's and NOT have it be stone cold by the time it gets here.

I'm very new to using DoorDash, so maybe it's just me being dumb. There's a 24/7 McDonald's really close by but I don't want to drive to right now but I'd like some McDonald's delivered to me, so I'm trying to order on DoorDash. I search for McDonald's and it picks a really fucking dumb location for me to try and order from, and I can't find any way to select a different location or enter one in. What the fuck is with this shit? Why would I order from a McDonald's that's like 20 minutes away when I can order from a McDonald's that's like 5 minutes away? Fucking dumb ass shit piece of crap.

My stand-alone Garmin doesn't require any subscription. That's so fucked up. Just add what you would want to make from those subscriptions into the cost of the car so buyers only have to pay for it once for a lifetime. So completely fucked up.

That sucks. It was a good show.

idk my bff jill?

Happy birthday!

I will never understand people who dip their pizza in ranch.

The beginnings of Skynet...

Since you are are/were into blues, do you know any artists known for doing the type of slide guitar songs that movies/TV use for soundtrack to desolate wasteland scenes? For example:

I was a big fan of VH1 back when I was in high school. As far as the videos were concerned I only cared about what they showed on The Rock Show, but they 100% responsible for getting me into Iron Maiden, if not more bands. Other than The Rock Show, my taste in music was partly shaped by shows such as Legends and Behind the Music (oddly enough it was the Megadeth episode that got me into Judas Priest). Another mini-series they did that shaped my musical taste was The Top 100 Greatest Hard Rock Artists of All Time. Other than all that, I was a fan of the I love the [decade] shows.

@scoobdog are you a mod now?

What a ridiculous question.

You dumb motherfucker.

Those are nice tits, alright.

I don't know what's happening, but I love it.

Did you step outside the baseline?

I'm going to assume that was when luuv died. Wait, no, that's stupid.

65% tip.

For real though, who are these guys?

I like how Jordan Peele is choosing his movie titles like their memes.

Also also, if this is a thing, I'll eat my hat. "Oh yeah, I'm a server in a restaurant, which is notoriously one of the lowest paying jobs in the entire western world, as well as one of the most frustrating dealing with entitled assholes all day, but don't patronize me with your fucking change." Also also also, don't the servers have to split the tips with the kitchen workers? No one would be insulted by change if they have to split the tips multiple ways.

According to Philip J. Fry, Bender knows how to make Ice Cream Soup. If we're assuming there's actually such thing as ice cream soup, then it is a bowl of melted ice cream. Also shakes aren't completely melted. Ice cream soup is like you got yourself a bowl of ice cream then let it sit for a half hour before you touch it. Or put it in the microwave long enough to have the same consistency as milk (which shakes are thicker than). Round up the tip. I think the only thing that would make me not tip is if I've been sitting for like 20 minutes after I've been seated and I still haven't been brought a menu or a drink, or if it has been 20 minutes since I've been brought the menu and the server hasn't come to take my order yet. Oh, and also, 200 HUNDRED DOLLAHS FOR A TIP CALCULATUH!