Doom Metal Alchemist

Basically the same idea. Get trapped under a bunch of rubble, we got our snacks.

Heh, maybe it was just my school. I don't know.

I still think that.

True. Also true. I definitely remember getting under the desk for the earthquake drills. I also remember our parents packing us big ass "earthquake bags" of snacks at the beginning of the year, to be stored in the classroom in case an earthquake ruins the building and traps us. Which never happened and at the end of every year we'd open our earthquake bags in class and all pig out.

Franch onion soup.

I remember that and I believe I was involved in it quite a bit.

Franch's Mustard.

*checks calendar* Hey, today isn't April 1st. I declare shenanigans!

So I guess it goes from 24:00 to 00:01?

I thought there was no 24:00. I thought it went from 23:59 to 00:00. At least that's how the clocks at my job work.

How do you say midnight in military time? "Oh-oh hundred hours"?

That sucks. I really liked his Comedy Central special way back when.

I relate to this way too hard.

I actually think I remember you posting about this.

Have you tried oranges?

I tend to speed a lot on the freeway, but 99.99% of the time i do I'm in very familiar territory. One time I went to Vegas for a concert, and it was my first time ever driving outside of the state of California. It's about a 7 - 7 and a half hour drive and I'm making the up and back trip in one day, so of course I'm speeding. I tend to go 15 miles over the limit in the far left lane. Can't remember if I was going 80 in a 65 or 85 in a 70. Either way, a sharp turn came up that I didn't see was sharp when I was coming up on it, so I was going too fast, I hit the cement dividers with the back left end of my car and lost control of my car. I actually was able to regain control without hitting anybody or anything further and fortunately when I did there was a great place to pull over and get control of my emotions. So I just took a quick breather and got back on the road but drove a lot slower and made it home ok.