Doom Metal Alchemist

*checks calendar* Hey, today isn't April 1st. I declare shenanigans!

So I guess it goes from 24:00 to 00:01?

I thought there was no 24:00. I thought it went from 23:59 to 00:00. At least that's how the clocks at my job work.

How do you say midnight in military time? "Oh-oh hundred hours"?

That sucks. I really liked his Comedy Central special way back when.

I relate to this way too hard.

I actually think I remember you posting about this.

Have you tried oranges?

I tend to speed a lot on the freeway, but 99.99% of the time i do I'm in very familiar territory. One time I went to Vegas for a concert, and it was my first time ever driving outside of the state of California. It's about a 7 - 7 and a half hour drive and I'm making the up and back trip in one day, so of course I'm speeding. I tend to go 15 miles over the limit in the far left lane. Can't remember if I was going 80 in a 65 or 85 in a 70. Either way, a sharp turn came up that I didn't see was sharp when I was coming up on it, so I was going too fast, I hit the cement dividers with the back left end of my car and lost control of my car. I actually was able to regain control without hitting anybody or anything further and fortunately when I did there was a great place to pull over and get control of my emotions. So I just took a quick breather and got back on the road but drove a lot slower and made it home ok.

I REALLY hope that's true but I thought I read a statement from DiMaggio stating he's not returning.

Have any possible replacements been reported? I'd love it if Maurice LeMarche could do a great Bender impression.

https://www.nme.com/news/film/paramount-share-beavis-and-butt-head-do-the-universe-plot-details-3163099?fbclid=IwAR2uDo9hN74ciln93Z5yK9bNqRuqR1UcsYLOjfck0A9uLl9-8M_plrAqt1E More details have emerged from the new Beavis And Butt-Head film, scheduled for release this year. READ MORE: Will Beavis & Butt-Head be the dullest thing ever in the YouTube age? The recent ViacomCBS Investors Event (February 15) covered a variety of news – including the announcement that ViacomCBS will now go under the Paramount name – among which were some updates on some of the company’s major upcoming projects. It was confirmed that the two-season order of the Beavis And Butt-Head TV show that was originally set to air on Comedy Central has changed, with a new season set to be featured as part of the Paramount+ SVOD (subscription video on demand) service. More than 200 remastered episodes of the original Beavis And Butt-Head series will also be available through Paramount+. The synopsis of the forthcoming movie – now officially titled Beavis And Butt-Head Do The Universe – reads: “In perhaps the dumbest space movie ever made, Beavis and Butt-Head are sentenced to Space Camp by a ‘creative’ judge in 1998. Their obsession with a docking simulator (huh huh) leads to a trip on the Space Shuttle, with predictably disastrous results. Beavis & Butt-Head reboot Beavis & Butt-Head. CREDIT: MTV/Still “After going through a black hole, they re-emerge in our time, where they look for love, misuse iPhones, and are hunted by the Deep State. Spoiler: They don’t score.” There are still no firm release dates for either the follow-up to 1996’s Beavis and Butt-Head Do America movie or the new TV series, though the movie is expected this summer. A preview sketch of the duo also shows them as middle-aged adults rather than their classic teenage appearance – check it out below, alongside Paramount’s other big animation news.

So apparently John DiMaggio is not returning. I have no idea if Bender is being written out or if someone else will take the role.