Doom Metal Alchemist

I think Sawdy would have something to say about this.... One time my dad bought Schweppe's just because the store was out of Canada Dry. Turns out Schweppe's is actually better, IMO. Can't remember my dad's opinion though. He hasn't bought ginger ale in quite a while.

I like her everything. Although one thing I have learned at work is just because someone's cute with a covid mask on, doesn't necessarily mean they are cute with their mask off.

Should've spelled it "Futbol."

Jerry was having flash backs of the Michael Richards incident.

This one's for you, @That_One_Guy:

Watching Young Sheldon..... don't know if I can handle Jason Alexander not sounding like George Costanza.

When drama happens because of the "game of telephone" phenomenon..... fun fun fun....

Obligatory:

Who the hell is this Xavier guy? He gets around on the zingers.

Fuck. You just reminded me I have to do laundry tonight.

I like how they blurred out the kid's face, like anyone but the parents will recognize it otherwise.

Happy birthday! 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Dried plum. I didn't know it was just the powder that was the li hing mui.

I'm just saying, it's completely in the realm of possibility his interest in you isn't just to scam you.

Maybe he doesn't want to be your friend, but maybe he does want to nail you. 😝 He might find non-Arabs exotic.

Wasn't expecting that.... have fun! There's a pretty cool metal band from Egypt called Riverwood.... maybe you can catch a gig.