Doom Metal Alchemist

I think you got the year wrong.

I realized I don't know how CPR works. When we breathe into someone's lungs, we are not breathing air, we are breathing carbon dioxide. Humans cannot breathe carbon dioxide, that is the reason we breathe it out. So how does breathing in carbon dioxide help a person who is not breathing, start breathing again?

I can't remember what grade/subject where we were allowed to use calculators, but it was absolutely no earlier than algebra. Before that using a calculator was cheating.

None. But once me and my brother sold Mega Man 2, and I eventually rebought it since I wanted to play it again.

Since the thread is titled "Oops," I'm assuming in your pants.

Sorry about the formatting.

Not that bad, honestly. It seems like it's usually way hotter this time of year.

Is The Wiz, and nobody beats him.

"Son, I'm naming you Philip J. Fry, in honor of my little brother. Who I miss every day." "Here lies Philip J. Fry. Named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit."

Favorite Snork is the one that got a snorkel boner in that one episode of Family Guy.

*googles* Well that was disappointing.

Favorite music genre is applecore.

Favorite drink is Pine-Sol.

What anime is this? I need to know... for science.

Dang I thought they only did that in Texas.

And here I thought it was a tank.

IRL Hand Banana?

That doesn't explain how you simultaneously quit and were fired. Hint: Being fired from your job and quitting your job are two mutually exclusive things.

Popular opinion: The Wizard is a terrible movie. Possibly unpopular opinion: It however is satisfyingly entertaining.

Insists on referring to Cosmo Kramer actor Michael Richards as "Mike Dicks."

Mashes potatoes with a weed whacker.

Mashes potatoes with his fists while screaming "HULK SMASH!"

Makes potato batteries with mashed potatoes.

Laughs like that one guy from Revenge of the Nerds.