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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    Who the hell would've made it, Squaresoft?
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    Happy birthday!
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    Is pictured here on the left:
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    Ben Shapiro tells the country to not go to college.
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    Now I'm glad their fries taste like cardboard keeping me from giving them any money.
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    Christopher Columbus' real legacy:
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    happy brithday
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    Happy birthday!
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    Whenever he rips one, he also rips his pants.
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    Always makes sure he's in the elevator when TAO rips one.
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    Is actually the one that came up with The Simpsons, but he sold the idea to Matt Groening for half a Mounds bar.
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    Is the real life inspiration for Wilson the volleyball.
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    Is the real life inspiration for Mr. Wilson.
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    Tried marketing "misfortune cookies." It didn't work out well.
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    Spends his time off digging for dinosaur bones in his backyard.
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    The character Dr. Zoidberg was based on his life.
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    Started a Counting Crows parody band called Counting Cows.
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    Yells out "FREEBIRD!" at every concert he attends. Except if it's a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band or the real Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then he yells out "Smoke on the Water!"
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    Starred as Mr. Hoonie in a remake of The Goonies called The Hoonies.
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    Is a street performer who does the truffle shuffle for tips.
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    Did a porno movie in college, under the pseudonym Slappy White. It was a foot fetish video, and he indeed, did go and tell Dudeco about it.
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    Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.... because he's the one that buried Jimmy Hoffa.
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    Is a very successful Wall Street broker, but moonlights as a children's party clown on the weekends as that's his "real passion."
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    Was the Huckleberry Hound at the Huckleberry Hound Club.
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    I wonder who was the first guy that went, "Eating this cocaine isn't getting me high enough. I wonder what'll happen if I snort it up my nose?"
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