Doom Metal Alchemist

Was it that you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?

At the age of 40 I finally moved out of my parents' house and into my own apartment. I so guess that's something.

Wrote a 200 page dissertation arguing in favor of Ross from Friends' "We were on a break!" defense.

I think it's actually for sponges.

The summers where I live get very hot for California (next few days its 101, 104, 104, and 103). And to top it off, it doesn't cool off much at night this time of year. Sounds horrible, right? But I actually kinda like it. Why? I always know exactly what to wear in all circumstances at all times of the day: Shorts and a t-shirt. No long pants, no long sleeves, no jackets or sweaters or hoodies... just shorts and a t-shirt. Am I going to be indoors or outdoors? Am I going to be out mainly in daylight or after dark? What's the temp supposed to be in the morning compared to the afternoon? Doesn't matter. Shorts and a t-shirt.

I honestly can't believe McDonald's sold milk back then. Did they have apple slices too?

Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Gen Z reviewers panning Zelda 1 for being too cryptic make me angry.

I think Fred's too out of shape to climb in through the window.

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

I like how your cable provider was World of Warcraft.

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

Happy birthday!

Chinaman Irishman Scotsman Welshman Englishman Swedishman Japaneseman Koreaman Germanman "Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right. So yeah, extremely NOT normal.

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe.