Doom Metal Alchemist

Those lousy natural born American citizens taking away jobs from REAL Americans! *shakes cane*

Do we have any other method of figuring out what's common place?

Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Gen Z reviewers panning Zelda 1 for being too cryptic make me angry.

I think Fred's too out of shape to climb in through the window.

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

I like how your cable provider was World of Warcraft.

Are we all really just gonna gloss over this? ^^

"Hey, my AI isn't thinking what I want it to think! Guess I'll just MAKE it think what I want it to think!"

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

Were their asses as bangin' though?

Speaking of radical highs, you must be radically high if you think climate experts don't use highly complex algorithms and just calculate the mean the way we all learned in grade school. Can't believe the career janitor thinks he knows more about math than scientists.

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

What does he mean by make it hot again?

Happy birthday!

Chinaman Irishman Scotsman Welshman Englishman Swedishman Japaneseman Koreaman Germanman "Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right. So yeah, extremely NOT normal.

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

Me and Trump agree on something??????