Doom Metal Alchemist

Hot.

I somehow doubt midnight weighs 89 lbs.

Plays bass, and picks his nose with his fingers because "picks are for chicks."

Why is the game spelled CHRONO Trigger with an h but the character is spelled CRONO without an h?

Plays guitar and uses guitar picks to pick his nose.

I used to love Tostitos tortilla chips, but they're just gross now. Tonight I just bought a bag of Ruffles and threw away an almost full bag of Tostitos I got last week.

Buys packs of Ernie Ball guitar strings just so he can use the guitar g-string as his underwear g-string.

I love Mountain Dew but this is one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Pepsi's Ace in the hole is they own Mountain Dew. If I want cola I'll take Coke over Pepsi, but Mountain Dew and its various flavors supersede all.

For me it wasn't about the members, its the format. Old school message boards in general, FTW. Discord in general, FTL.

I tried the discord years ago but didn't like it. Message boards 4ever.

I miss that (one) guy.

Bugs, and not just ones that are commonly feared like spiders and bees.... Butterflies and dragonflies freak me out too... Grasshoppers.... If they fly or jump, they freak me out regardless of how harmless they are. Except house flies. House flies are annoying but not scary.

4 and a half hours on the clock standing/sitting around doing nothing.

I tend to not toast my pop tarts just because I'm impatient and want to eat it NOW.

Has gotten several cease and desist orders from the attorneys of the creators of the Snorks but he just throws them all in the trash.

I mean grindcore bands would be the ones more likely to use them, but ok....

Is a renowned Chrono Trigger hentai artist.

Invented the game Toe Jam Football. It didn't catch on.

Insists Pink Floyd's best song is Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict and Black Sabbath's best song is FX and will absolutely die on these hills.

Thinks "UFOs" stands for "Unintentionally Funny Obstetricians" and nobody can tell him any different.

Is the urinal a Conehead skull?

Tell me more about this. If I have Amazon Prime I have access to Crunchyroll???