Doom Metal Alchemist

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

Happy birthday!

Chinaman Irishman Scotsman Welshman Englishman Swedishman Japaneseman Koreaman Germanman "Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right. So yeah, extremely NOT normal.

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe.

Ask myself if I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Dumb, yes. Question, no.

Happy birthday!

Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"

His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."

His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."

Killed the sun with a turtle.

What about FMA 2003? I really wish that was on Netflix.

This one is one of my all-time favorites. I love how he drew Patrick Henry standing up and pounding his fist on the table.

Should've been Michael Phelps.

Happy birthday! Never mind the name on the cake.