Doom Metal Alchemist

Plays guitar and uses guitar picks to pick his nose.

I used to love Tostitos tortilla chips, but they're just gross now. Tonight I just bought a bag of Ruffles and threw away an almost full bag of Tostitos I got last week.

Buys packs of Ernie Ball guitar strings just so he can use the guitar g-string as his underwear g-string.

I love Mountain Dew but this is one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Pepsi's Ace in the hole is they own Mountain Dew. If I want cola I'll take Coke over Pepsi, but Mountain Dew and its various flavors supersede all.

For me it wasn't about the members, its the format. Old school message boards in general, FTW. Discord in general, FTL.

I tried the discord years ago but didn't like it. Message boards 4ever.

I miss that (one) guy.

Bugs, and not just ones that are commonly feared like spiders and bees.... Butterflies and dragonflies freak me out too... Grasshoppers.... If they fly or jump, they freak me out regardless of how harmless they are. Except house flies. House flies are annoying but not scary.

4 and a half hours on the clock standing/sitting around doing nothing.

I tend to not toast my pop tarts just because I'm impatient and want to eat it NOW.

Has gotten several cease and desist orders from the attorneys of the creators of the Snorks but he just throws them all in the trash.

I mean grindcore bands would be the ones more likely to use them, but ok....

Is a renowned Chrono Trigger hentai artist.

Invented the game Toe Jam Football. It didn't catch on.

Insists Pink Floyd's best song is Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict and Black Sabbath's best song is FX and will absolutely die on these hills.

Thinks "UFOs" stands for "Unintentionally Funny Obstetricians" and nobody can tell him any different.

Is the urinal a Conehead skull?

Tell me more about this. If I have Amazon Prime I have access to Crunchyroll???

Both you AND distortedreasoning do the same thing as TAO on my end philospherstone d distortedreasonin g But I don't see you guys post as much as TAO so his bugged me more. But now that TAO is no longer "The_annoying_one" but now "The_annoying_on e" he's all good. EDIT: Aaaaaaaaand I just found out TAO is on E no more.

Counterpoint: The fact MTV no longer has any power to gatekeep what music becomes successful is a huge blessing.

How the fuck are you going to make jam out of vegetables. May as well go full Australian and eat that vegemite shit.

Would Rogue name his Jeep "Pooty Booty"?