Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm pretty sure the only reason Tim and Eric don't run the entire network is because when they were offered the position, it sounded like it would take too much effort.

Me after realizing the Simpsons MOVIE came out 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO:

I've never had a screen protector. Instead I've always used really thick hard cases for my phones that are shaped in such a way that makes it almost impossible for the screen to be damaged without actually trying to damage it.

A couple stupid questions: 1. Did Richard Nixon really promote Charleston Chew? 2. Does Froot Loops cause anyone else's shit to be pine forest green, or is it just me?

If we were to take a time warp to when he was young again, Elijah Wood would make a perfect Tanjiro.

Happy belated guys!

Did some religious grifter preach he knew what day it would come again?

Gayfield

Good. Or how he might spell it, qppb.

let party by playing Pin the Tail on the Ghostrek.

You. Also fuck you for doing this just before mine, lol.

Can we fucking ban ghostrek for refusing to stop fucking spamming after being repeatedly told not to? Merging them all into one thread's not going to do anything, because he's too stubborn to get the hint (yes, stubborn, not stupid).

If Heidi Klum was on the cover, then wouldn't it be the Heidi Klum issue?

Barely paying attention to the end credits of Seinfeld, while they were showing the credits for one of the other dubbed languages, I saw the name Jean-Claude Montalban flash across the screen, and I got a kick out of it, because it's half Jean-Claude Van Damme and half Ricardo Montalban.

Happy belated!

Nothing about that article or the page it's hosted on screams "credible" to me. Computer programmers fooled actual physicists into believing they knew what they were talking about? Really? Foote's theory was discovered over a hundred years ago, but how does the giant hole in the O-Zone layer factor in?

Happy birthday!

"Robert E. O. Speedwagon" is still simultaneously the goofiest and the greatest character name in anime history.

Dusty old bones! Full of green dust!

Emptied a box of Trix into a bowl, but it wasn't enough for a full bowl. So I opened a fresh box of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios to top it off. It actually proved to be a pretty good combination.

Since yesterday the site has been loading really slowly when I hit refresh on my browser. Usually clicking links doesn't have this effect. This is the only site this is happening on. I'm using Chrome on a Mac.

Is the first person ever to successfully pull off the "Jerk store" comeback. In fact, everyone in the room (except the person the line was used on) gave him a standing ovation that lasted 2 solid minutes.