Doom Metal Alchemist

Not much makes me not want to watch your youtube video like ending the title with "(and it's not what you think!)" Remember when every political meme ended with "Let that sink in."? "(and it's not what you think)" is the youtube version of that.

I feel that. I've been without a band for a long time, which I've been really missing for a while now. Finally last week it seemed like I could get another one together, but when time came for me to get up and meet the dude for the first time, I just didn't want to get out of bed. I lied to him and told him I didn't feel well. I don't know if it's depression or sleep deprivation or what, but I just had no desire to get out of bed. Trying again next week.

So how long do we think until VPNs are illegal?

They say you should always be about 15 minutes early to a job interview. But why? Just so I can sit and play on my phone for an extra 15 minutes?

Likes to begin every story he tells with, "THOUsands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him..."

Likes going around telling everybody, "ACKshually, American Super Marios Bros. 2 is really Doki Doki Panic."

Is that the shit that's just characters singing in factories and farm cows dancing and playing the ukelele?

But isn't "anime" technically a French word? I recently rewatched all of Brotherhood on Netflix, and while it was fine, it had not much impact on me. 2003 had a HUGE impact on me, as did those other four anime on my list. Brotherhood to me is just another decent anime. I just think 2003 did the dramatic aspect far better.

You'd think the fail would be the board breaking, or else the wheel barrow veering off the side of the plank, but no, he just slipped.

I honestly don't know if I'm gonna get a small ban for my response. I wanted to say a lot more but had to hold some restraint. Usually his stupidity is at worst a little annoying, but jesus fucking christ.

The name of the band is "Like Butter" (pronounced buttuh)

Plays bass in a ska punk band named Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal. He came up with the name.

Was the cover girl for Jethro Tull's A Passion Play album. Yes, you read that right.

lol

Sounds like your stance on science.

Thought "Smokie" in "Smokie the Bear" meant something else.

Convinced Tolstoy to change his book's name to "War and Peace" from "War, What Is It Good For?"

E.T. for the Atari 2600 has the reputation as the worst video game of all time.... But can there really be a worse video game than Action 52 existing?

Has successfully caught the tooth fairy and constantly taunts disco with this fact.

Moonlights as an amateur stand-up comedian. His biggest influence is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld. His big show stopper is a 13 and a half minute bit about Hungry Man TV dinners.

Why does the name Lloyd need two L's? Why can't it just be Loyd?

FTFY

I may have already posted this, but Ritsuko is hotter than Misato.

My Top 5 anime (animes? @Insipid what's the plural of anime?) 1. Trigun 2. Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 3. Wolf's Rain 4. Cowboy Bebop 5. Neon Genesis Evangelion