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    My theory is the only guys who believe in it don't really believe in it and only pretend to to women because they know ALL women believe it.
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    Jesus Christ, RIP. I wonder if I woke up any of my neighbors when I read, "was murdered" in the OP and I shouted "WHAAAAAAAAAT". The murderer must really have some fucking logic. "Gays go to hell. Murderers? Nah, they don't go to hell, I'm safe." Twisted. Does King of the Hill have more dead cast members than Family Guy yet?
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    Smashes the ball under her foot any time she loses at ping pong.
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    Happy birthday!
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    Whenever he sees someone wearing socks with sandals, he spits on their feet in disgust.
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    Ok I must've forgot about the part where they dressed like Natives. *shrug*
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    I'm so lost here... Who the fuck blames The Boston Tea Party on Native Americans?
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    Implanting brain chips just to CONNECT TO THE INTERNET and experience VR, what could possibly go wrong.
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    I think the one and only time he and Jenny had sex was probably before she got it, so Forrest probably never got it.
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    Flip-flops don't even flip... They do flop, but they don't flip.
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    Baseball cap over a bandana.... Literally a hat on a hat.
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    I like to think the guys in the background are laughing at him for "stage 9."
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    Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo.
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    Honestly, if we were in an alternate timeline and Aqualung was released in 1988, I wouldn't have a problem with Tull winning that grammy.
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    I mean, you couldn't just order it yourself and request they make it extra spicy?
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    Kinda weird how a powerhouse like The Simpsons would bother poking fun at a nobody like Smiling Friends. You'd think Smiling Friends was enjoying the same popularity as Family Guy in its heyday.
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    How is it an abortion when you're letting a braindead adult go and just letting whatever happens to the baby? And here's a hypothetical, what if the woman had a DNR?
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    I can understand this gripe for live ALBUMS, but I saw Metallica live on the St. Anger tour and it was in my top 3 concerts ever.
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    What's better is having the full two day "weekend" on weekdays, for the same reason you just mentioned.
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    Bought those black market potatoes, mashed them up, and snorted them.
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