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    Sorry about the formatting.
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    Not that bad, honestly. It seems like it's usually way hotter this time of year.
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    Is The Wiz, and nobody beats him.
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    "Son, I'm naming you Philip J. Fry, in honor of my little brother. Who I miss every day." "Here lies Philip J. Fry. Named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit."
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    Favorite Snork is the one that got a snorkel boner in that one episode of Family Guy.
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    *googles* Well that was disappointing.
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    Favorite music genre is applecore.
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    Favorite drink is Pine-Sol.
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    What anime is this? I need to know... for science.
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    Dang I thought they only did that in Texas.
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    And here I thought it was a tank.
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    IRL Hand Banana?
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    That doesn't explain how you simultaneously quit and were fired. Hint: Being fired from your job and quitting your job are two mutually exclusive things.
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    Popular opinion: The Wizard is a terrible movie. Possibly unpopular opinion: It however is satisfyingly entertaining.
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    Insists on referring to Cosmo Kramer actor Michael Richards as "Mike Dicks."
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    Mashes potatoes with a weed whacker.
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    Mashes potatoes with his fists while screaming "HULK SMASH!"
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    Makes potato batteries with mashed potatoes.
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    Laughs like that one guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
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    Eats Chops his breakfast off on a mirror.
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    Independently published his first book, titled "Sorcerers, Wizards, and Mages: Know the Differences."
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    Pecks people's heads like Woody Woodpecker.
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    Yesterday I didn't want to get out of bed so I used 4 and a half hours of PTO so I didn't have to.
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    Works for me.
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