Doom Metal Alchemist

I think Fred's too out of shape to climb in through the window.

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

I like how your cable provider was World of Warcraft.

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

Happy birthday!

Chinaman Irishman Scotsman Welshman Englishman Swedishman Japaneseman Koreaman Germanman "Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right. So yeah, extremely NOT normal.

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe.

Ask myself if I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Dumb, yes. Question, no.

Happy birthday!

Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"

His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."

His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."

Killed the sun with a turtle.

What about FMA 2003? I really wish that was on Netflix.