Doom Metal Alchemist

Sooooooo much fan-service. Also Gojo drives me nuts with how sexually repressed he is.

Happy birthday!

Now we got blue dye #1 that turns our shit green.

Talks about political ideologies as if they were music genres. Such as: "What people on the alternative right don't understand is that prog policies are getting more and more mainstream."

Happy birthday!

happy brithday

Always puts his trust in the heart of the cards.

Knows what "hand-ticking" means outside the context of a clock.

I'd like to pet a big titty goth gf, if that's what you're asking.

Just came home from the DMV. The number they gave me was B008. Last night at work, I wrote down an asset number on a laptop in case I needed to lend it to a manager. The asset number started with the numbers 180085 and then there were like three more random numbers at the end.

Have you seen the "I told the barista my name is Marc with a c" meme? I feel you'd identify with it.

I'd draw a shovel, and a pair of knitting needles knitting some yarn.

Can you elaborate on that?

I'm assuming Diet and Zero use different artificial sweeteners as each other.

Any time he decides to have turtle soup for dinner, he says out loud, whether or not anyone is around to hear it, "Tonight we dine on turtle soup!"

Always says "WWII" as "dubya-dubya-two."

WHY IS IT GREEN????

So instead of turning InfoWars into something good, they're just going to further drag it through the mud?

His favorite insult is to call someone a "toad chode."

Forgot to mention "Millennium Eye" from Yu-Gi-Oh! on my above list. ^

And now an anime reference that actually is a band name: Inuyasha -A Man Named Onigumo https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/A_Man_Named_Onigumo/3540478580

Anime References That Would Make Nifty Band Names Naruto -The Village Hidden in the [blank] -The Land of Fire -The Land of Waves -The Akatsuki -Infinite Sukuyomi -Lightning Blade -The Tailed Beasts -The Nine-Tailed Fox -Curse Mark -The Chunin Exams -Forest of Death -Sharingan Eye One Piece -The Straw-Hat Pirates DBZ - Super Saiyan Cowboy Bebop - The Syndicate Neon Genesis Evangelion -A Cruel Angel's Thesis -Eva Unti 0 -Human Instrumentality -The Human Instrumentality Project -Evangelion Fullmetal Alchemist -Homonculus -Artificial Human -The Ishvalen Massacre -The Sun God Lior -Talking Chimera -Hoenheim of Light -Dwarf in the Flask Yu-Gi-Oh! -The Shadow Realm -Egyptian God Cards -Blue-Eyes White Dragon -Red-Eyes Black Dragon Bleach -Soul Reaper Soul Eater -Soul Eater Jojo's Bizarre Adventure -Stone Ocean The Apothecary Diaries -Apothecary Inuyasha -Shikon Jewel Lupin the 3rd -Dracula's Tear Trigun -Humanoid Typhoon

Was the professor who graded my essay, and he gave me an F--.

One time, at rock n' roll fantasy camp, she stuck Ian Anderson's flute in her *bleep*