Doom Metal Alchemist

So it's common knowledge that Garfield, the fat orange tabby cat that loves Lasagna and hates Mondays, was named after former president James A. Garfield. My question is, was Grover from Sesame Street named after former president Grover Cleveland?

WTF.... Even in the English dub the show still takes place in Japan, doesn't it?

Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop.

I don't think I can adequately convey how much I love this one with just a mere laugh react. This is brilliant.

Good, on TBS they really shoe-horned them in there where they didn't belong instead of letting them happen organically. Even the South Park episode that includes 162 individual s-bombs was able to do it organically, but its too much to ask of American Dad, apparently.

I just want to point out that this is literally not even snark, this is just by far the most likely scenario.

I've worked in a warehouse since pre-covid, and I remember during the height of covid all the new 18-20 somethings just refused to unglue their eyes from their phones and actually do any work. Since you are the parent of teens, are todays teens any different? Or are they all just going to get fired for being glued to their phones their whole shift instead of actually working?

"UNPOPULAR DEMOCRAT POLICIES" mentioned in giant click-baity headline, but not one policy mentioned at all in the entire article. Also, hey remember back since 2016 all you would ever say is "elections are about the economy"? How's that going now? All of a sudden neither you or any right winger gives two fucks.

Tries to pay strippers with Monopoly money.

Says Automated Teller Machine machine instead of ATM machine.

RIP

....Apparently thinks I'm dudeco....?

Knows what "OnlyFeet" is.... somehow.

Petition to rename this thread "Elon Musk now owns USA, apparently trying to run it into the ground."

Has a still-sealed in shrinkwrap Uniracers on SNES he bought on ebay for $1,000.

Is Stampede available on anything besides crunchyroll?

Happy birthday!

Cosmo Kramer is his hero.

Is spending a life sentence imprisoned in The Shark Tank.

Damn. We in Cali get earthquakes and wild fires. I guess in the mountains there might be blizzards, but I don't live in the mountains.

I honestly had no idea New York got tornadoes.

His jaws are full of shark teeth instead of human teeth.

Was a big player in the short-lived vaudeville revival of the 1980s.

Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass Elon Musk.