Doom Metal Alchemist

Swears to everyone they should replace their dental floss with guitar strings. The local dentists' offices pay him handsomely.

Are you sure you just don't see their ads anymore because, unlike when you were a kid, you don't watch kids' media anymore?

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^ I was recently considering driving to L.A. for a concert this month, I really want to go, an all-girl Japanese power metal band called Lovebites, how many other opportunities will I get. My work schedule even allows for it without me having to take any time off. But I realized I don't want to risk having to drive those distances in fog or rain, which very well may happen, and I'd definitely be driving in the dark. So sadly I decided I won't go. If it was the summer, I would definitely go.

I still get the boosters, just got one a couple days ago. No to everything else.

lol I'm not a metal elitist.

How about Navi? She's annoying, you're The_annoying_one....

Hot.

I somehow doubt midnight weighs 89 lbs.

Plays bass, and picks his nose with his fingers because "picks are for chicks."

Why is the game spelled CHRONO Trigger with an h but the character is spelled CRONO without an h?

Plays guitar and uses guitar picks to pick his nose.

I used to love Tostitos tortilla chips, but they're just gross now. Tonight I just bought a bag of Ruffles and threw away an almost full bag of Tostitos I got last week.

Buys packs of Ernie Ball guitar strings just so he can use the guitar g-string as his underwear g-string.

I love Mountain Dew but this is one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Pepsi's Ace in the hole is they own Mountain Dew. If I want cola I'll take Coke over Pepsi, but Mountain Dew and its various flavors supersede all.

For me it wasn't about the members, its the format. Old school message boards in general, FTW. Discord in general, FTL.

I tried the discord years ago but didn't like it. Message boards 4ever.

I miss that (one) guy.

Bugs, and not just ones that are commonly feared like spiders and bees.... Butterflies and dragonflies freak me out too... Grasshoppers.... If they fly or jump, they freak me out regardless of how harmless they are. Except house flies. House flies are annoying but not scary.

4 and a half hours on the clock standing/sitting around doing nothing.

I tend to not toast my pop tarts just because I'm impatient and want to eat it NOW.

Has gotten several cease and desist orders from the attorneys of the creators of the Snorks but he just throws them all in the trash.