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    I guess if it was live action it would feel too close to Back to the Future.
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    Any word on if it's animated or live action?
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    That explains it.
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    Four score and seven years ago... Our forefathers brought forth a new nation... Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When he asks women if he can DM them, what they don't realize is that he's actually inviting them to play Dungeons & Dragons with him and his crew.
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    What's Dudeco's favorite animated movie? What's his favorite classic rock song? What's his favorite dairy product? What's his favorite unit of measurement?
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    Explains in great detail to anyone who will listen why the most evil president in U.S. history was Millard Filmore.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Since the age of 5 and continuing to this day, has recurring nightmares of the old movie theater "Let's all go to the lobby" promo.
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    Toe jam football.
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    Are you going to go back to abstaining?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Honestly the various flavors of Mountain Dew are almost the only soda I ever drink.
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    If you don't even like soda to begin with, why do you shit on RC Cola so heavily?
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    Ghostrek you are Franky froesty.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is Ash wearing a KN95 mask?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Named all 6 of his kids after the Simpsons: Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer, Marge, and O.J.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Knew who Ronnie James Dio was eons before ever knowing what Jojo's Bizarre Adventure was, so when he came across an NPC by the name of Dio in Final Fantasy VII, he assumed they were Ronnie James Dio fans at Square(-Enix).
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    Where does Mountain Dew vs crab juice fit in?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Used to be a catcher in a fast-toss softball league. Until one day a hitter's backswing nailed him in the head. Now he thinks his favorite anime is "cowoy bobeps."
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    Because of an episode of The Simpsons, his dream is to be a member of a barbershop quartet.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Secretly hoped Honorable_Cloud would get his coveted Ellen Paige rank.
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    His password for everything is 8=====D~~~~ because it makes him giggle.
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    Performs in porn under the name Courtney Cocks.
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    Lies awake every night wondering if British policemen really do say, "What's all this then?" all the time.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Thinks that because it's called Moses Lake that it parts itself every so often.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That reminds me of this: Anyway, happy birthday new_disease!
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