Doom Metal Alchemist

Gotta ask @The_annoying_onewas the react based on pre-edit or post-edit? lol

Is said jerk store's all time best seller.

David Burkowitz, a New York City serial killer, was Dubbed "Son of Sam" by the media. My question is, who the fuck is Sam?

At first I read RDR2 as R2D2 and was very confused.

Erected the world's very first jerk store in Akron, Ohio.

Like everyone else here, I wish ghosty would use the "what are you thinking about" thread for his inane babblings rather than posting the same two threads every damn day.

I came from the gas station spending EXACTLY $18.00 (zero cents!). Whenever someone spends such a round number on gas, they do it on purpose. I just let my tank fill up. When the pump automatically stopped because the tank was full, my total was exactly 18 dollars and ZERO cents.

Nice abbreviation, at first glance it looks like something Ghostrek would write when actually trying to write "Creative Writing."

I've never understood the difference between dinner and supper. Also, have you ever noticed that in every golden age Disney film, they always have supper and dinner doesn't even exist?

Good luck communicating with foreign leaders.... Or anyone, ever.

Is it just me, or do the Chris in the top middle and the Chris in the top right look like twins?

If anyone's confused as to why his neck would have its own name, just remember that Peter Griffin was once Matt Damon's neck.

Knows why Blink 182 chose their name.

Dare I say, Velma is completely unattractive.

Getting serious for a moment, the Velma cosplay in porn NEEDS. TO. DIE.

Are you familiar with Priest's 70s stuff? If not, do yourself a favor and check out Sad Wings of Destiny post-haste. One of the best metal albums of all time, as far as I'm concerned.

Laughs like Scooby Doo, regardless of inebriation.

I don't understand the whole "mom's basement" living situation. The entire time I lived with my parents, I just stayed in the room I grew up in. Why go to the basement when your room is already RIGHT THERE?

Has started a new cult surrounding the philosophy of "Human Transmutality," inspired by anime.

One of these days, he's going to cut you into little pieces.

Sounds a little D&Dish.

Wants Barry Manilow to do a cover of Fight Fire With Fire.

Wants to bring back Leisure Suit Larry.

Bought AVGN's used bathwater.