Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm so lost here... Who the fuck blames The Boston Tea Party on Native Americans?

I think the one and only time he and Jenny had sex was probably before she got it, so Forrest probably never got it.

Flip-flops don't even flip... They do flop, but they don't flip.

Baseball cap over a bandana.... Literally a hat on a hat.

Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo.

Honestly, if we were in an alternate timeline and Aqualung was released in 1988, I wouldn't have a problem with Tull winning that grammy.

I mean, you couldn't just order it yourself and request they make it extra spicy?

Kinda weird how a powerhouse like The Simpsons would bother poking fun at a nobody like Smiling Friends. You'd think Smiling Friends was enjoying the same popularity as Family Guy in its heyday.

I can understand this gripe for live ALBUMS, but I saw Metallica live on the St. Anger tour and it was in my top 3 concerts ever.

What's better is having the full two day "weekend" on weekdays, for the same reason you just mentioned.

Bought those black market potatoes, mashed them up, and snorted them.

I've gone to plenty of concerts alone, and its always a good time. Although it appears you already bought two tickets, so eh.

Ate those garbage steak strips.

He caught the fish in question: And refused to let me have it as he wanted it all for himself.

Snitched on disco and Mr. Hoonie for throwing the batteries into the ocean.

For me it depends. Inputing the code in Mega Man X for all the armor upgrades seems like it it would take a lot of the fun out of it. As for walkthroughs I don't have anything against them at all, but I probably wouldn't bother unless I'm just stuck to the point of all the fun being sucked out of it so like, "fuck this I gotta use a walkthrough."

Watching Naruto, and it brought back a lingering question..... what's the difference between a shinobi and a ninja?

In the English language, the opposite of a consonant is a vowel. In music, the opposite of consonant is dissonant. Vowels = dissonant????

It's funny because the original concept of musicians "selling out" had nothing to do with changing their sound or trying to find a wider audience. It was about musicians using their music to sell products, such as being used in a TV commercial for a car.

There's a popular myth that Black Sabbath got a ton heavier when they started tuning down from standard E to C#, BECAUSE of this tuning. I call bullshit. While Master of Reality, their first album recorded in C# tuning, has basically the heaviest guitar tone in the universe, and the next album Volume 4, mostly follows suit, the two albums after, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Sabotage, have much lighter guitar tones, despite still being in C# tuning. Master of Reality's massive guitar tone might have SOMETHING to do with the detuning, but it definitely isn't the whole story.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE BIRTHDAY?

I'm trying to remember what the well liked one was from the early days of the N64. Was it Shadow of the Empire?

Was her best friend.