Doom Metal Alchemist

@SwimModSponges I definitely remember Staind, I absolutely loathed them when alternative metal and nu-metal were all the rage. I also hated Eve 6 but don't remember their hit(s). (Not gonna watch the clip).

WELP Savage Garden is definitely not my thing.

CDs.

"I'm not dead." "He says he's not dead." "You're using coconuts." "You make me sad." "...and don't call me Shirley." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." The entirety of Clark Griswald's rant against his boss in Christmas Vacation (complete with "Where's the Tylenol?" at the end). "These go to 11." "I know you think I'm a real dick...cheese...burger, or whatever...."

A lot of 90s/early 2000s bands I always disliked being named in this thread.... Though Mix's don't count cuz like everything he posts is a joke (literally a joke, I bet he envies That_One_Guy as TOG is a professional comedian). Savage Garden though, I don't think I'm familiar with. I know the name, but hell if I know if I actually ever heard a song. Also, Nabs named good bands (expect possibly Savage Garden just because I can't say if they're good or not).

Yes. Diane Sawyer was Dateline.

To me, the most memorable thing Kirstie Alley did wasn't Cheers, it was during an episode of SNL she hosted, a sketch she played a make-up sample lady at a mall, the running gag was when she put the make up on a would-be customer, the customer would exclaim, "It's burning!" and she would go, "Clinique calls it burning, we call it..." and then she'd try to spin the burning into the make-up doing something positive for the skin.

One time in my early days of college, I gave up soda for the sake of my teeth (I was already rather skinny), and I ended up quickly losing 6 pounds, while losing weight was not even my intent.

I don't get this ages old concept of "fattening up" to make better meals. Do you want to eat more fat, or eat more MEAT?

How are your symptoms? When I tested positive my symptoms were extremely mild.

They're gonna lose a lot of business if people on long road trips cant stop there to use the bathroom anymore (because there will be no bathroom.... other than for the kitchen staff.... at least hopefully the kitchen staff will get a bathroom...)

Next week we're supposed to get a lot of rain (for California standards) but the next two weeks the lowest projected high is 53. Which is today/tonight. So, other than more rain than usual, nothing to write home about, even for our standards.

I wonder if they test hormone pills on animals..... and what animals? Do you think they test them on bugs?

Dr. Vinnie Boom Bots?????

I can't believe the artist missed the golden opportunity to show him literally wiping his but with the American flag.

It's an extreme metal/punk subgenre dealing with songs that could very well be titled "Genital Dissection."

That means two things.

There's a goregrind fan inside you waiting to come out.

No, they realize it fully and are proud of it.

I could've sworn you once said you were an Archer fanboy..... I don't know what else you like besides Street Fighter and Tekken and I'm pretty sure I've used those both for you before.

Happy belated!

Fucking naked kid.... Shameful.

The Hershey's Kisses playing We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Gotta be better than Cheetah Men II.

Damn when all that stuff about dinosaurs having feathers came out I thought they meant all dinos had feathers. Dinos with feathers, and dinos without? Crazy.