Doom Metal Alchemist

Last night (Wednesday).

Tonight at midnight AS aired / is airing two new pilots. I'm guessing they're bracing themselves for lack of Rick and Morty and trying to get some new shows some traction ahead of time.

I don't see how the story about finding out there's not much porn for unicyclists can possibly be uninteresting.

There's actually a third guy without a hat, who buddy named: Ron White. Although he has a bit how he got thrown out of a bar that started because he wouldn't take off his hat.

I still want to know why he chose that specific phrase.

There's porn for every kink out there, right? 😝

Tim Lotsacum

That's Jeff Foxworthy. Bill Engvall's the "Here's your sign" guy.

Buster Pucey

*rimshot*.....?

"They're touching me in.... places." "Yeah, they get around."

I just bet way back when he first started doing that bit he'd explain it to the audience, but somewhere along the lines he either thought his fans already know what it means or he figures the bit works just as well without explaining it, which saves time on stage to tell more jokes.

I ain't doing it, I'd rather keep my guitar skills than be able to paint, lol. Nothing against painting.

I do know who Bill Engvall is and am acquainted with his "here's your sign" bit. But what I don't know is what "here's your sign" even means. Like, why is that specific phrase used to tell someone they're an idiot?

Which one of us is the Robot Devil here? lol

I still maintain my hands are pretty much exactly the same size. 😆

Slow Children Playing.

I didn't remember at all, but when you brought it up, I did suspect it was me since I have tiny hands, lol.

Playing "pocket pool" when things go horribly wrong.

As well as Lucky.

Man, Judge is doing Beavis and Butthead AND King of the HIll? I actually have higher hopes for this one than Beavis and Butthead, which I haven't seen yet. I hope both Hulu Futurama and Hulu KOTH can make it to cable TV at some point. Comedy Central is already bringing the new B&B to their on-air network.

We all thought Trump would never get elected. We were wrong. MTG being Trump's VP only solidify's the victory for Trump, the GOP, the alt-right, and the loss of America.

Honestly I'm 100% fine with him collecting royalties if he's doing it from a jail cell.

It seems like their mascot should be a giant frosty mug of root beer overflowing with fizz out the top.