Doom Metal Alchemist

Did he have any inkling he'd be on money?

Truths. Same story with everyone loving bacon.

It's so true.

Metallica will always have a special place in my heart, but this is funny:

Legal teenage hottie though, right?

So, uh..... what's this off-topic 2.0 Toonami subheading? Am I supposed to not be able to access it, or is it just a glitch that it gives an error? Is it a club I haven't figured out how to join? If you just haven't bothered to open it up yet, when will it be open?

......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something?

@Odd Man Rush this one's for you:

If the cop genuinely believes "just plead not guilty and you'll be fine," I have to wonder why he even bothered to stop you.

And the rest of that thought is "and it's actually not so bad"?

Dirty old man.

Where's @Vamped with her "But why?" gif when you need it?

You misunderstand. I don't want to take the time and effort to save it to my machine, open it from my desktop, watch something I'm probably not going to care about, then delete it.

People like to make fun of James Hetfield for all the "YEAH"s in his songs, but no one does the same for Rob Zombie. Remember White Zombie's mega hit More Human Than Human? Listen to it and take a shot every time Rob goes "Yeah!"

^ This is what entered your mind seeing the word "onlyfans." You know of that dude's onlyfans, but you knew what the OP was talking about and responded accordingly.

Ok, but if you were to tell someone "Hey you got to check out this guy's onlyfans" you'd have to work in REAL quick the explanation of what he does before the guy you're talking to says, "I don't want to see whatever dude's dong."