Doom Metal Alchemist

The older brother looks like he's having an orgasm in the second panel.

Too bad he doesn't work at the porno store anymore, because he'd probably be able to without even getting in trouble.

I saw in a neighbor's yard plastic jack-o-lanterns, that instead of being pumpkins, were candy corn. I thought it was pretty great. What's scarier than pumpkins? Candy corn! What's scarier than candy corn? Evil candy corn!

I drove my dad to (minor) surgery this morning and I waited in the car and listened to music while I waited to drive him home. My playlist included: Black Sabbath: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Symptom of the Universe, Dirty Women Wakefield: Old Man Witchcraft: Her Sisters They Were Weak, Nucleus Gamma Ray: Heal Me Visigoth: Warrior Queen Lordian Gaurd: Lost Archangel, Revelation XIX Uriah Heep: The Park Scorpions: Sails of Charon The Well: Freedom Above Sleep: Dragonaut Master Sword: Children of Old Legend: The Golden Bell Jimi Hendrix: Midnight Lightning (version from the South Saturn Delta album)

Happy birthday!

Examples?

R.I.P. Adam West, the best character on Family Guy.

Which is why you made your sn "helpme." It is a cry for help for anyone who comes across you.

I'm pretty sure you're joking but I'm gonna pretend you're serious because that would be fantastic.

What did it take to get "banned"?

Having a story about ablism in the context of the fantasy genre sounds like a pretty original idea to me, that's really cool.

I am getting really tired of all this new weeb fan service in Rick and Morty.

Steak from a bar? Or is it a "Bar 'n Grill"?

The first time I tried Fruit Stripe Gum was as disappointing was when I bought St. Anger on day of release and put it on.

Was that said in the show? I thought the whole Dr. Wordstrom (Wurnstrum?) thing was because Farnsworth gave Wordstrom an A--- because of poor penmanship and Wordstrom swore revenge.

If Professor Farnsworth is the brilliant genius, the incredibly inquisitive, lover of all things science and higher education as the show purports him to be...... why did he never go for a doctorate?

Does Nielsen track ratings on streaming platforms? Because if not they must be losing a lot of business how hardly anyone watches cable or on-air TV anymore. Hence $20 down to $1 now, $5 later.

I know @SwimModSponges's new avatar is a self portrait (or someone else did a portrait of him), but I can't help but think it looks more like Eric Clapton.

............It likes more like he's wearing a diaper under his suit....