Doom Metal Alchemist

That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.

Bernie Sanders writes for Fox News? What is even going on anymore?

Trump: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

I actually have a feeling that these go-fundmes for Kanye are just doing it as a joke trying to see how gullible his fanbase is. Just because you STARTED the gofundme, doesn't mean you actually have to contribute money to it, right?

Agree to disagree. But how about this: How is voting third party any more of a wasted vote than not voting at all?

Read my edit.

If you're 100% fed up by both Democrats and Republicans, why not find a third party to support? I'm nearing that point myself. The more that people who have lost all hope in the two major parties start voting third party, third parties can start gaining traction. I don't know where the whole "voting third party is throwing your vote away," came from, but it seems like a self fulfilling prophecy. Everyone believes it just because everyone believes it. If everyone who didn't vote as a manner of protest found a third party to support, as well as people who begrudgingly vote for "the lesser of two evils" weren't actually fully invested in the idea that voting third party is throwing your vote away, I think our government would be in a much better place.

Write in your favorite cartoon character.

Really? I think we've all heard of instagram models, but I have never heard of a twitter model.

Happy belated!

That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.

I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar

I LITERALLY lol'd at this.

Wouldn't disbanding NATO basically relinquish a WHOLE SHIT TON of control the U.S. has over the world? The Republicans aren't in Putin's pocket THAT Much.

Am I the only one seeing minus signs where the cat pics should be?

I used to not like it because it was just bass. I REALLY hated Dhalsim's, because I thought it sounded like "baby music." Later on in life i learned I just really hate the sound of an electric sitar (actual sitars are much cooler).

The older brother looks like he's having an orgasm in the second panel.

So, uh, how come MAGA doesn't like NATO? More importantly, why wouldn't Republicans politicians, MAGA or not, want NATO? What would they gain by disbanding it?

Too bad he doesn't work at the porno store anymore, because he'd probably be able to without even getting in trouble.

I saw in a neighbor's yard plastic jack-o-lanterns, that instead of being pumpkins, were candy corn. I thought it was pretty great. What's scarier than pumpkins? Candy corn! What's scarier than candy corn? Evil candy corn!