Doom Metal Alchemist

Are you the manger that held little baby Jesus over 2000 years ago?

Oh yeah? I got an unpopular opinion regarding video games for ya: I hated Goldeneye.

I'm surprised Admin[/member]'s response wasn't it would crash the server.

That doesn't stop zeni.

Hell, you're not even comfortable answering the door without shoes!

Well, it was... not the web, though.

If you judge musical quality based on what has spent #1 on the billboard charts, you are the one with shitty taste in music. Here's one you probably like. Now that's REAL music. >

I'm not a homos apien, I'm a homos alien.

PTA used to have an avatar including the lower half of (what I assume is) her face, and what I saw she looked pretty hot. It's hard to really discern without seeing the eyes though.

How old is she? 18?

Not much is nastier than black coffee. I put milk in mine, you didn't mention that in the OP.

Hm. I thought New England was the original 13 colonies. Oh well.

I have no idea who that is, but my mind immediately went to baseball.

I'm pretty sure Pennsylvania is part of New England too...

Remember AnimeRobotMaid?

Mexo's pretty hot. Probably a tie between her and Boo.

The Sexas Rangers.

The used video game store near me closed down many years ago. It concentrated on retro gaming though, not stuff like Persona.

A real life Jurassic Park.

You type pretty damn well with your eyes closed. ::spin::

That too.

I thought you were going to say engaged.

Last summer my doctor diagnosed me as "pre-diabetic." This was a result of me constantly eating a shit ton of pizza, cookies, and pop tarts, and drinking a shit ton of soda. I have since completely cut out poptarts, mostly cut out cookies (just have some when my parents bake them, which isn't all that often) and cut way back on soda and pizza. I also exercised for a bit. My glucose levels are back in the normal range now.

DJ Sona[/member] I don't know, if you were gonna make a US president into a dickbutt, I think it would be Dick Nixon. ::spin::

So basically you base your Internet persona that you've dedicated every waking moment of your life to keeping for (at least) the last 6 months on Elliot Roger and Lifetime movie antagonists. You're a real winner at life, zeni.