Doom Metal Alchemist

Off topic, but your Top Man sig is great. It looks like he's ice skating or something. >

Extra long hair on a woman is hot as hell. HOWEVER, it can be overdone. I once saw a girl at school whose hair was down to her knees. That was a little excessive, even for me.

Web developer.

Eat more fiber.

Maybe that's because its intended to help with mental issues, not get you high.

"Why are you eating ice cream?" is about the dumbest question one could possibly ask. >

Assuming he's a musician, what does he play?

Honestly I think we should all just ignore him. It's the only chance we have of him S'ingTFU or leaving. He feeds off the negative attention everyone gives him. He craves it. So he's just going to keep posting the same awful shit that gets a rise out of people.

I think Venture Bros. has at least six seasons.

Pretty much this. Luuv's guidelines aren't Turner Legal's guidelines. Shout outs are not banned here!

So THAT'S why people watch porn on their phones! >

I thought you were gonna say "And when ever are you going to scare zeni away from here?"

The thread died, and you bumped it with just "#bettathanyomama". With this and the science thread it really does look like you're proud of yourself and not your daughter. Patting yourself on the back for her accomplishments is disgusting.

That's a Mega Man character? What the fuck happened to Mega Man since I was a kid?

Doom to the rescue!

No lie, one time when I was sitting in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, some old guy walked up to me and said "Please give me cigarettes." I don't even smoke. S:

Good god, even I can give you a better answer, and that's saying something.

She can draw people better than i can. On a related note, does anyone else think that yellow drawing at the bottom of the first pic looks like the golden jewel encrusted turd Roger shat out on American Dad? I seriously don't know what else it could be.

Reading that article, it seems in Virginia you must get written consent to wear a mask at a costume party to avoid felony charges.

I need that power.

Nah, I just meant that I thought it odd that Vamped was interested in a show with bloody anal impaling, but a little partial nudity is too much of a turn off.

I've been there, man. One time I had to call my dad to pick me up after my night class because I was too tired to drive.

The fuck do you mean your mom won't let you? YOU'RE the child's parent, not her, it's YOUR responsibility and YOUR decision, not your mother's.

Bloody impalement up the ass is fine, but a little partial nudity is going too far?

This ticks off so many fetishes. Threesomes, interracial, t-girls, oreo (is that a fetish? I dunno), big tits, bbw