Doom Metal Alchemist

-1 Also, RIP Greg Allman.

Great music.

This was brought up in another thread, but feeders. Fine, you like fat chicks. But fat chicks have a hard time finding good looking guys (at least to my knowledge). Furthermore, the fatter the person is, the more they are at risk for heart disease and diabetes. If you like fat chicks, get a chick that is already fat. What's the point of getting a thin chick and getting her fat and putting her previously good health in jeopardy? Pretty sick.

White briefs.

Video games, drinking, trolling OKC.

Did Nabs lend his login info to zeni?

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. Metallica/Lou Reed's Lulu isn't THAT bad. It's ok even. Nickelback isn't the worst rock band ever. Damn near every single radio rock band from their era is at least equally bad, with some being even worse. I don't know if this is controversial, but is Rage Against the Machine the only good rap-rock/metal band in the entire history of ever? Judas Priest's British Steel is half made up of absolute garbage. I think The Simpsons was great for more than their first eight seasons. I liked them until about 2005, which would put them at about 16 good seasons. Even when arcades were still popular, I didn't like them. My quarters got eaten up way too fast, and I wasn't good with those damn joysticks. Give me home gaming any day. Good riddance to arcades. Manowar is legitimately a great band. Creedance Clearwater Revival weren't great for the stuff the radio played. They were great for their hella bluesy stuff, that I until very recently didn't even know existed. THANKS A LOT RADIO. Jim Morrison of The Doors could've fronted a metal band if he wanted (and lived long enough). Iron Butterfly's In a Gadda Da Vida is the very first ever heavy metal song. Castlevania II, Castlevania 64, and Zelda II were great games. A Link to the Past was a really good game, but not as good as people say it is. Zelda 1, 2, and Ocarina of Time are definitely better. Mega Man X2 is even better than X1. I don't know if this is controversial, but I've noticed the vocal melodies in every Shinedown song played on the radio all sound the same. The Scorpions were at their peak from 1972-1976.

Does it really need like 5 reboots, though?

Moving, or visiting?

I didn't mention spitting or swallowing. Just having it in my mouth is bad enough, regardless if I get to spit it out or not.

Getting the load into your mouth is itself the catch.

I'd like to know as many details about the thread title as possible, thanks.

I didn't really like the 04 album, my favorites by them they released in the 90s. For a hard rock band that released their first two albums in the 80s, that is very, very rare.

Def Leppard, Tesla, and Poison are playing here some time. I only like Tesla.

What did he do to finally cross the line?

That looks like a three year old's pajamas (in an adult size, of course).

*slams door*

This needs to be made into a TV show. What the hell the show would be about, I don't know. But it needs to be made.

When I had a paper route recently, one morning one house I delivered to, the bed springs were squeaking hella loudly.

I just gave this post a like, but I've fapped to 2-D more than a few times, but I still vastly prefer 3-D. So all hope is not lost.

Is it just me, or does Ms. Blige have the hair style of a 6 year old white boy here?

Maybe they don't?

-1000000000000000 Even when I was a little kid, I thought Chips Ahoy sucked. Cookies in general are great though. Seriously, that post is like, "Pizza is lame. Unless it's Pizza Hut." or "Hamburgers are lame. Except if it's McDonald's."

You realize some homeless people live out of their cars, right?

What are they supposed to do? Use the invisible plunger that the janitor didn't leave inside the stall?