Doom Metal Alchemist

Now why did you go and do that for?

Horrible news for the Giants. Bumgarner sprained his shoulder and ribs in a dirt bike accident and is expected to miss 6-8 weeks. Samardzija and Cain are going to really have to step it up for the Giants to even have a prayer. Cain was great for many years before faltering starting in the (I think) 2013 season, but his last 2 starts have seen him maybe going back to his old self finally. Samardzija ruled for the first half of last year, then sucked for the second half and most of this season so far. His last start was pretty good though. He struggled in the first inning but improved after that and had a good game except for the first inning. So we'll see. I have no idea who'll take Bum's place in the rotation. If Chris Heston is still in the Giants organization, maybe they can call him up again. He had a no-hitter in his rookie season with the Giants (Can't quite remember what year that was... 2015 maybe?) EDIT: Looks like rookie Ty Blach gets the first crack at Bumgarner's spot in the rotation.

That's zeni.

I think the point he is trying to get across is the guy in back is about to get a mouthful of diarrhea.

I don't even know what that is.

No. And in case you ask, not a mermaid either.

No.

George Michael was before my time too. I first heard of him when Limp Bizkit covered his song Faith.

Call the... towham truck?

Seriously?

Damn pig conspiracy.

Whambulance should have more than one meaning. Of course there is the traditional "call the whambulance because you're crying" or whatever... But maybe there was a Whambulance that could have been called when George Michael's body was found? :fap:

Ok, I'll ask... which puppet was it? ::spin::

Either this (more specifically, Victoria's Secret), scrambled porn on TV, or bikini contests on late night TV.

Well I assumed this was a goof, but last night, Matt Cain had a downright GREAT game. Gave up 1 run over 7 innings! A fantastic outing right after a good outing. Definitely a good sign. Maybe he's on the road to being his old self again. He didn't get the win last night, as the score was tied 1-1 when he left the game, but the Giants did end up winning it in 11 innings. Woo!

I know this is heresy, but I'm not much of a butt man, but the butts I prefer are relatively small but still round. I don't like giant butts like I like giant boobs.

I love pizza, but Pizza Hut sucks.

They'd probably call the cops on her.

Ah.

I was actually referring to the fact that they speak English and live like humans, eat human food, have human interests, etc.

I got to wonder, since he in his mid 20s only likes teen girls, when he himself was a teen, did he only like pre-pubescent girls?

They are anthropomorphic so they have more in common with humans anyway.

Wait, the daughter doesn't like you, but she always wants to come over anyway?

Took me a couple seconds.

It was already old on the NodeBB board.