Doom Metal Alchemist

Wait, the daughter doesn't like you, but she always wants to come over anyway?

Took me a couple seconds.

It was already old on the NodeBB board.

Yes.

If you're talking about the bg, fuck that, it's a great background.

Love the new background, but honestly I think it would be better without the pandas. Just the trees and leaves in these lovely shades of blue.

Animaniacs: Yakko wears pants but no shirt. Wakko wears a shirt and hat but no pants. Dot wears a skirt but no top.

Which one? Or both?

So my Bleacher Report app told me that Matt Cain got a win over the Diamondbacks today, giving up 1 ER over 5 innings. My first thought was, "Oh, he did good today!" Then I thought about what I had just said, and it's like, a good Matt Cain start is like a good Tim Lincicum start. Going the bare minimum for a win while giving up minimal runs. You can KINDA draw parallels in that Matt Cain started ruling right from the get go and has for the last few years started sucking the big one, and the same exact thing happened to Lincicum earlier. However, it took Matt Cain quite a bit longer to start sucking than it did Tim Lincicum. Thinking about this, my next thought was, "hopefully Bumgarner doesn't start sucking until he's at retirement age."

Not really, but I wouldn't take that as an insult either. Funny show though.

It's weird how a branch of mathematics and some kind of shit that grows on your teeth share the same name. I'm guessing the name of the mathematics branch comes from the word "calculate" while the teeth shit comes form the word "calcium." But what do I know.

It's funny that even his parents call him Dooley despite that Dooley is their last name.

I guess Cyberbully360[/member] called it. I remember on the lithium boards he made a thread (or else a post in another thread) asking if Charlie Murphy was dying, because in Black Jesus, he looked so skinny and frail. I mentioned I noticed the same thing, which I thought was weird, because in Chappelle's show, Charlie Murphy played a very believable tough as nails thug.

Fran-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Toc ::spin::

Not to disrespect the recently departed, but Centerfold has got to be the musically gayest song I've ever heard.

What did it say?

His role models are the antagonists in every Lifetime movie.

Captain Beyond was better than Deep Purple Mk I.

Everything was on a cob. Including the planet itself. Therefore, it was a snack waiting to be devoured by some giant alien being.

God, I don't know... french fries? Guitar picks?

Off topic, but your Top Man sig is great. It looks like he's ice skating or something. >

Extra long hair on a woman is hot as hell. HOWEVER, it can be overdone. I once saw a girl at school whose hair was down to her knees. That was a little excessive, even for me.

Web developer.

Eat more fiber.

Maybe that's because its intended to help with mental issues, not get you high.