Doom Metal Alchemist

You should've seen his posts about having butt worms and accidentally baking a mouse in his oven.

My car could use some new rims. *signs up*

Considering Marilyn Monroe is just a pile of bones now, I'd rather be known as gay with horrible taste in men than a necrophile.

If it makes you feel better, sponges, I got it right away. However, the long set up was not worth the punch line.

Robot Chicken added that line in their parody of Cribs with Richey Rich. I guess saying that's the room where you have sex without actually saying it is more glamorous than "and this is my bed."

We are all bored. That's why we're here.

I was watching Space Ghost the other night, and Robin Leech was one of his guests. For those that may not know, Robin Leech was the host of a show called "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" back in the day. I was thinking about that while watching SG, and then it hit me: MTV Cribs was like the newer, hipper (for the time) Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I can fap to hentai, but I'm not in the mood for it very often. I much prefer 3D girls.

I've had two office jobs, one we got two breaks, the other maybe four.

Also when I could afford to buy a lot of CDs. Also when my parents paid for all of my guitar strings.

Also visiting relatives in their vacation homes in the mountains during Thanksgiving/Christmas. My aunt and uncle keep inviting us every year, and every year my mom declines.

Also good pizza. We used to get Round Table, which I really liked. Now we get Da Vinci's which kinda sucks. I'm guessing we switched back to Da Vinci's because it's cheaper, which I understand. But it still isn't very good. Also when Tahoe Joe's was a great steak house. It kinda sucks now. I used to be able to get a Joe's Steak with virtually no fat at all, but the last three or so times I got it, it was loaded with fat. No more is Tahoe Joe's my go-to restaurant to celebrate my birthday.

Not being a disappointment to my parents. Also my old newspaper carrier job.

Jesus where has the time gone...

After going clubbing with a bunch of platonic female friends once, I don't think I'll ever attempt to hook-up with a girl by way of buying her a drink in a bar. These girls I was out with accepted all the drinks, even though they were all in committed relationships, and two were even engaged.

I always thought it was racquet peanut steering.

There's this one futa pic that I otherwise really like, so I cropped out the dick.

Or you could do it listening to Rush. You'll reach nirvana.

Reminds me of a song.... The chorus kinda sucks, but I really like the rest.

I like the purple-clad chick's hair.

Maybe now you can actually do something with your life instead of focusing all your energy on that site 24/7.

Your face will be buff in no time.

Knee high boots Backless dresses Long dresses with a long slit up the side of one leg

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