Doom Metal Alchemist

You talking about the one with the pig, or the one about the Great Bambino?

Dude, every fucking car has multiple cup holders for a reason.

One time I went to the Jack in the Box drive thru and on the way home I made too quick a turn, and a full medium coke fell out of the cup holder and spilled all over the place.

Bra toaster strudel, eh? Tell me more.

No lie, that was pretty riveting.

I don't know, I personally think that Surfin Bird is objectively the worst song ever.

Am I the only one that thinks "HNIC" is redundant? You'd think either HN or NIC would suffice.

It's weird, despite for my fondness of 70s hard rock, I've never been a Rush fan. Working Man is a great song though.

You guys suck. We're allowed to post NSFW material yet nobody's doing it. Guess I'll kick it off. This lovely lady, Hitomi Tanaka, is one of my favorite fap subjects:

I'm not talking about when he refused to stand for the national anthem,

Hey, he was a star... for like a season. S:

ZING

Emmet Smith. Did I do good, SwimModSponges[/member]?

And fire, dirt, and artisan cheeses?

Make mine an 8 and 8.

If Shaq likes to troll a lot, I wonder if he thinks Gold Bond medicated powder is a really shitty product. -_'

Once you compile enough of them, you should self publish a "101 Stupid Jokes" book.

Where do you get all these corny jokes?

One of rock's first guitar heroes. RIP

lol "shit"

They're laxatives.

Some people just don't want to be helped. If you're really shy, have really low self esteem, have little to no dating experience, a strong will is needed to break out and look for dates/sex. I don't think greeny is there. In my case, it also helps to have someone specific to crush on, and have the desire to ask that particular person out. Just the thought of, "man, I need to get laid," sometimes isn't enough to get past the "nobody will ever want me" stage, which is where I think greeny is at.

81 degrees and sunny. Early to mid march is when the weather usually warms up anyway.

Everything. ::spin::

At least you didn't read it as "Corn beed and cabbage cum" : o