Doom Metal Alchemist

And they brought forth their demon horse... called... BLACK DEATH.

rofl just earlier today I was wondering what happened to him too. While I was taking a dump, no less. >

I wish I knew where to get yogurt and a guitar in the same store.

2008

Play it again, Sam.

Same here. I often stay up all night, but I do that on purpose by skipping my meds. Last night I couldn't sleep but I actually tried to sleep. And I'm not even sure I took all of the necessary meds. I took another dose of one of them just in case. I'm tried, but I've been lying awake for like an hour and half trying to sleep with no luck. Before that I was lying in bed watching TV for many hours waiting until my eyelids get too heavy to keep open, but that moment never came.

"Where's your homework?" "My cat lied down on it and I couldn't finish it."

The worst is when you get hiccups in public because they're a lot harder to stop in public than at home, and also they bother everyone around you and it makes you self conscious.

I think you can get sleep paralysis in some weird state between awake and asleep, that I don't remember the name of.

Risk Astley's a person.

"Hey! You're an Australian!" am i doin it rite?

When I saw the thread I was like, "Oh hey, it's drew! " Then I opened the thread and I was like, "Go away, drew. "

Sounds like a Mega Man X series boss.

I don't know, man. Zeni SAYS he wants a UEMB girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure there are no teenagers here left among us. Anyone of us who goes to him, he will see we are not 14 and he will refuse us.

Sloth.

Generally I'll take pizza over a sandwich any day of the week. Never had Dominos though. My mom hates it.

Dude, don't be zeni jr.

Just the other day I saw an old guy limping along holding up traffic jaywalking. I mean, if you're going to jaywalk, at least make sure you can walk at a healthy pace, right?

Dhalsim is the bad guy from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Forget bucket, now THIS is trolling.

Vegeta Vagina.

Zeni has fantasized on nodeBB (and possibly UEMB) many many times about stalking girls at their lockers. EDIT: Also hitting on SAT prep students.

About 11 months.

He needs to be banned from the Internet.