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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've been there, man. One time I had to call my dad to pick me up after my night class because I was too tired to drive.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The fuck do you mean your mom won't let you? YOU'RE the child's parent, not her, it's YOUR responsibility and YOUR decision, not your mother's.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Bloody impalement up the ass is fine, but a little partial nudity is going too far?
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    Doom Metal Alchemist replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    This ticks off so many fetishes. Threesomes, interracial, t-girls, oreo (is that a fetish? I dunno), big tits, bbw
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You talking about the one with the pig, or the one about the Great Bambino?
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dude, every fucking car has multiple cup holders for a reason.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One time I went to the Jack in the Box drive thru and on the way home I made too quick a turn, and a full medium coke fell out of the cup holder and spilled all over the place.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Bra toaster strudel, eh? Tell me more.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    No lie, that was pretty riveting.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist

    Who

    Doom Metal Alchemist replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    I don't know, I personally think that Surfin Bird is objectively the worst song ever.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Am I the only one that thinks "HNIC" is redundant? You'd think either HN or NIC would suffice.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's weird, despite for my fondness of 70s hard rock, I've never been a Rush fan. Working Man is a great song though.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You guys suck. We're allowed to post NSFW material yet nobody's doing it. Guess I'll kick it off. This lovely lady, Hitomi Tanaka, is one of my favorite fap subjects:
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm not talking about when he refused to stand for the national anthem,
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hey, he was a star... for like a season. S:
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ZING
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Emmet Smith. Did I do good, SwimModSponges[/member]?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And fire, dirt, and artisan cheeses?
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Make mine an 8 and 8.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If Shaq likes to troll a lot, I wonder if he thinks Gold Bond medicated powder is a really shitty product. -_'
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Once you compile enough of them, you should self publish a "101 Stupid Jokes" book.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Where do you get all these corny jokes?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One of rock's first guitar heroes. RIP
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    lol "shit"
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    They're laxatives.
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