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    One time, at culinary camp, I rubbed a leek on my pussy.
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    My idea of sexual fluidity is basically most of the time you're straight or gay, but every once in a while/once in a blue moon you'll find someone that makes you swing the other way.
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    Sorry, I only buy books without typos in the title.
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    I would say admitting defeat is paying the ransom.
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    If it's warm, shorts. If it's colder, long pants and a t-shirt. Even colder still, add on a jacket and possibly slippers. For the first two scenarios those are pretty much interchangeable between pjs and outside wear.
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    ....I don't get it.
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    "Well I swear it, I don't have a gun" LIAR
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    I was expecting this to say, "with blackjack. And hookers."
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    I wouldn't be surprised if Kat Dennings and her boobs land another TV role soon.
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    I'm too apprehensive about it for the same reason you are Buddyroe360[/member].
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    It's on AS Sunday's at 8:00 (followed by SGC2C at 8:15).
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    Mouth-eyes not withstanding, she reminds me of Consuela from Family Guy.
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    *plays Taps on clarinet*
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    Are you the manger that held little baby Jesus over 2000 years ago?
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    Oh yeah? I got an unpopular opinion regarding video games for ya: I hated Goldeneye.
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    I'm surprised Admin[/member]'s response wasn't it would crash the server.
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    That doesn't stop zeni.
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    Hell, you're not even comfortable answering the door without shoes!
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    Well, it was... not the web, though.
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    If you judge musical quality based on what has spent #1 on the billboard charts, you are the one with shitty taste in music. Here's one you probably like. Now that's REAL music. >
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    I'm not a homos apien, I'm a homos alien.
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    PTA used to have an avatar including the lower half of (what I assume is) her face, and what I saw she looked pretty hot. It's hard to really discern without seeing the eyes though.
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    How old is she? 18?
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    Not much is nastier than black coffee. I put milk in mine, you didn't mention that in the OP.
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