Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy Buuthday!

UN Squadron was good. If I remember correctly, I was able to get as far as the second to last level. Never beat it. Super Ghouls and Ghosts was way too hard for me, lol. F-Zero seemed a lot cooler when the SNES was new, it lost it's luster for me after a while. Killer Instinct I only played on N64. I hated how focused it was on zillion-hit combos. Didn't play the others you mentioned.

Hell yeah, SNES for me too. Just can't beat Final Fantasy II/IV, Final Fantasy III/VI, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Street Fighter II Turbo, Mortal Kombat, Super Mario World, Super Mario Kart, Super Metroid, Super Castlevania IV, Mega Man X, Mega Man X2, Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim 2, A Link to the Past... and if I'm cheating, Final Fantasy V.

When people single out Nickelback as sucking way worse than any other band ever. Yeah, they suck, but damn near every single other radio rock band from their era sucked just as hard. Worst era ever for mainstream rock music, not even remotely JUST because of Nickelback.

When it's too hot to wear a jacket, but also too cold to go without one.

I didn't really fit in. I wasn't nerdy enough to fit in with the nerds, and I was too nerdy to fit in anywhere else. S: After high school, some class mates told me I had the potential to be a lot more popular than I was had I made it more well known I played guitar. I see their point, but I thought it stupid to go around bragging about something when no one asked, you know? I would rather be unpopular for being too nerdy then be thought of being full of myself.

Giant geeky hipster glasses (especially on women). If you're going to wear glasses (which is fine, I wear them) make them sleek, sexy glasses. NO ONE looks good in big goofy hipster glasses.

When I go to a metal concert and the bass and drums completely drown out the guitar.

Tonight we dine on turtle soup!

Oh here's another one: History revisionist try hard edgelords on the Internet. Saying things such as Master of Puppets is the first bad Metallica album, Ozzy was never a good singer, etc.

People who complain about the side of the political spectrum opposite of their own. When I'm watching a baseball game on TV, and I can hear loudly and clearly someone from the crowd heckling one or more of the players on the field. There's got to be a lot more but that's all I can think of at the moment.

What's your all time favorite video game console/system?

Become financially independent and self sufficient, move out of my parents' house for good. Get a girlfriend.

I can't tell if the guy's going to commit suicide or if he's going to butt rape the toaster. ::spin::

Static X had a god awful cover of Black Sabbath's Behind the Wall of Sleep. Also I always thought Asuma Sensei from Naruto looked like Wayne Static.

Allow me to fill the void:

In his day: more. In the present day: less.

I'd have to be near literal starvation with no other options to eat bugs. But even then, I'd rather eat grass or something. Does grass have any nutrients? Cows eat it...

That one actually has a better ring to it. >

Someone make a meme out of this. ::spin::

I don't know if you saw, but she not too long ago said we all had shit taste in music because we all listen to music she hadn't heard of. Then proceeded to brag that her favorite artists had multiple number 1 hits.

When I was a teenager, everyone was creaming their pants over Lara Croft. I was like, "dude, her boobs are polygonal. "

AS OPPOSED TO YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF BECAUSE IT'S NOT POPULAR IT CAN'T BE GOOD MUSIC

-1 Also, RIP Greg Allman.

Great music.