Doom Metal Alchemist

Was it benji that posted it last time? I thought she posted it herself before she got banned.

Happy birthday!

I wanna know if the waiter liked that response.

They did an entire Christmas album.

Happy birthday! post moar

Yeah the onus of being able to effectively use your browser on any given website has definitely been moved from the web surfer to the UI/UX designer. Unless your version of your browser was created when Windows 7 was the OS most people used, the site needs to be updated... er possibly "down graded" to be user friendly to more common browsers/versions. It seems like it was just this year when Apple decided for iOS to no longer support the iPhone 2. That's how ya do it.

Not quite the same, but remember the days when every website had a "This website best viewed with Internet Explorer vblahblahblah...." message?

Well Ackshually.... They are guessing that is your address, maybe "knowing" it is but want to make extra sure. You call them, confirmed. If they never hear from you, then they assume they have the wrong address and the person who received their letter threw it in the trash. Either way, they get the confirmation they needed.

Too bad sponges doesn't post here anymore, or I'd summon him.

Happy birthday!

George Costanza's "Finally, my stupidity pays off!" is probably my all time favorite TV quote. It took me way too long to realize it was where Steve Smith from American Dad's line, "Finally, my selective dyslexia pays off!" comes from in the peanut butter episode.

I'm uh... a quarter Italian and I love Hawaiian pizza. But you know what's better than Hawaiian pizza? Pizza with pineapple and ham, AND a bunch of other meat and veggie toppings. That's how you pizza.

The problem with intermissions is that EVERYBODY in the audience uses them for bathroom and snack breaks, which means very long lines with very long waiting.

Happy birthday!

You mean like, crossing your fingers on one hand gives you good luck, but crossing your fingers on your other hand cancels it out?

A few CDs.

Goomba

No adult should have any interest in collecting Pop figurines.

Are you doing a ton of the cooking?

For me it was rpgamer's comment about the banana bread flavor. I had to try it. It's really good.

Me too, lol.

Sounds like you need a new hobby to keep you busy on the weekends.

Happy birthday!

I just realized nobody says 'fap' anymore.

I hate talking on the phone with literally anybody, I'd never be able to last 2 hours on one phone call.