Doom Metal Alchemist

The stupidest part of it, is due to the orientation of the logo, there is no way to discern between right Twix and Left Twix. Now if they went with Top Twix and Bottom Twix instead, that might actually make some sense.

Republicans sure do have a weird definition of "invasion". Invasion to pretty much anyone: "Alright, we're taking over." Invasion to Republicans: "So, uh, can we have jobs?"

How is Joe Biden a write-in instead of already on the ballet?

Hello! Back then you were basically obsessed with the same anime I was obsessed with, lol. Just add FMA.

"Porn in schools," huh? rofl.

Into or onto?

Logic told us it wouldn't happen in 2016 too, but still, there we were...

Having diarrhea at school multiple times desensitized me to public shitting.

Its funny about how much Republicans are demanding "WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP" and Democrats are just like "Who cares what Hunter Biden does? Someone give these idiots Hunter's laptop so they can yell about something else."

Dude, grab a sword with your left hand, and a shield in your right...

My iphone weather app keeps saying it's not going to rain, but it keeps raining. The app does predict rain for Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Should I treat that as its going to be drier than a desert on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, or should I treat it as, if even the weather app has to admit its going to rain, then we must be heading for Hurricane Katrina Part II: West Coast Version?

Happy birthday!

I don't know what this is referring to, but I don't clean jack shit and it pisses me the fuck off when people piss all over the toilet seat. I hella gotta shit, but oh no, now I have to wipe up your piss first because you are a giant piece of shit. *using the Royal You (if that's a thing).

Joe Biden's...????

His former name was Vince. But eons ago he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper.

I know the story behind why his name is Alice. What I don't know is why they chose "Alice Cooper" as the name of their band.

Before I opened the thread, I was going to reply, "You? pffft."

You in Cali? Because 40 degrees is cold to me too, lol. I am really over Winter, Spring can't come soon enough.

Wishbone Ash's best album is not Argus, the self titled debut is.

Please tell me you made that up.

I started watching The Mindy Project on Netflix. I. Hate. Danny. He may be even more of an irredeemable character than Ross from Friends, and that says something. He is just always finding new ways to be a complete asshole to Mindy.

I think the truth of the matter is someone can change only if they themselves want to. If someone else tries to change you, it won't work.

Sometimes a bob can be a very cute hairstyle on a woman, but Victoria Beckham's bob tries too hard. I don't know if that makes any kind of sense to anyone else, but that's the best way I can describe it.

Happy belated!

I mean, to be fair, the reasons you're on thin ice regarding him are quite different than what I'm posting here, lol.