Doom Metal Alchemist

Me too, lol.

Sounds like you need a new hobby to keep you busy on the weekends.

Happy birthday!

I just realized nobody says 'fap' anymore.

I hate talking on the phone with literally anybody, I'd never be able to last 2 hours on one phone call.

You want to ban ham AND turkey? What do you want instead?

Is that where "idk my bff jill?" originated?

I don't mind ham if it's served in conjunction with turkey, but if ham is served INSTEAD of turkey, fuck off with that shit. I can't think of anything I would want banned just because I find enough that I like anyway, so the stuff I don't want I just leave alone, no harm, no foul.

I've never heard of ctrl+y. On Mac we use the command button instead of control for these shortcuts, and our redo shortcut is cmd+shift+z, so maybe you can try that substituting ctrl for cmd. Alternatively, and I fear this is insulting your intelligence, but have you tried going to the Edit tab on your browser's menu bar and selecting redo?

There better be some awesome rocking tunes among those horrible ballads, lol...

Any time I'm at a seafood restaurant, I get fish n' chips.

I see you have two ding-dongs... and one of them is bitten in half.

Happy birthday! I'm so happy I remembered you're a big King Crimson fan, since (Ritchie Blackmore's) Rainbow cakes are impossible to search for.

"Nice eyeball, eyeball." "Nice ass, ass."

Men do it with the dash cam while driving.

Are you on ASMB Vibes 2.0? Because that's what I'm on and this is dead accurate.

To complete the look, you gotta grow a skullet too.

FFVI was multiplayer?

Should've left a voicemail.

I'm liking that the older generation has moved on from millennials to Gen Z to talk about ruining everything.

I think I like the S&M version of Call of Ktulu better than the studio version.

HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING GLOVES ON????

What I wanna know is do they really say "Royale with cheese" or do they actually say "Royale avec fromage"?

Pop-Tarts.

It's two quarter lb patties instead of 1 half pound patty.