Doom Metal Alchemist

What, no reference that the guy singing is clearly Obi Wan Kenobi?

Well, that's enough to turn me away from Tesla for the rest of my life. The article continues to say the 8 year warranty doesn't cover that problem.

"...And may the odds be ever in your favor."

Is balderbutt what happens when you manscape?

The real giveaway that it was a joke is it was posted by Mix. ALWAYS assume whatever Mix says is a bit.

@Raptorpat on ASMB Vibes 2.0, when I click the notifcations button, there's no color difference denoting which notifications I haven't seen yet from which ones I have.

Yeah this. You have really be looking to see what's quoted and what was said by the replier.

Happy birthhday, guys!

Goddamn, that's sad.

I very rarely eat donuts for breakfast. Poptarts I never eat for breakfast. I eat them as a mid-day snack.

Spoilers are no longer in an illegible color! Woohoo!

I'd like to start getting poptarts again, but they are just way too unhealthy.

Is he quoting himself at the end?

The Expandables.

Happy birthday!

How the hell did you guys figure that would work out, with you living in fucking Hawaii?

Happy birthday guys!

And we all know how well that worked out.

Did she give you her card and tell you to call her?

I have a real pet-peeve about that one girl (Helga? I don't know) calling Arnold a football head all the time. You want a football head? That's Stewie Griffin. Arnold's much more of a taco head.

The sex doll one was amusing but generally I find them real annoying. I don't think I've seen it on this board, but I've been on boards where one bot will flood the entire first page with spam in the span of less than an hour, and just keep doing it every day.

Reading the article, I cant tell if it's a phone call or text message.

What does "fungible" mean?