Doom Metal Alchemist

Food? What is this, vaudeville? Remember that dude that tried to throw a shoe at GWB? And why am I using so many question marks?

When he equated mice with speedsters I had to.

Angele angele, ariba ariba!

Back in the early 00s I was a newspaper carrier and walking around outside alone at 3:00 - 4:00 am felt pretty great.

I've decided to not even bother with printers anymore. What's even the point if it's going to stop working in two months.

What's on first? Wait.... What is on second, isn't he? I'm so used to just hearing the title I forgot the whole rest of the bit.

The similar interactions were you being irked at me picking apart your jokes. In this instance I wasn't picking apart jack shit I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I didn't ask the question because it didn't make sense to me or it seemed superfluous, I asked because I knew there must've been a key piece of information I was lacking. Oh yeah and I'm surprised because I made a conscience effort to stop picking apart people's jokes long ago, and I thought I had a pretty good streak going, so yeah this is pretty outta nowhere as far as I'm concerned.

It did not occur to me she is where Beavis' hairstyle came from. I'm not psychic. I got the whole "munch" thing, assumed maybe she had a song featuring that word, but I did not put 2 and 2 together with his hair. IS THAT NOT OK????

Jesus Christ, I was just curious. Never heard of/seen Ice Spice in my life.

What's with his hair?

Happy birthday new_disease!

Which one are we using as the official thread?

Could've been worse, your frantic finger pressing could've caused you to drop your phone into the toilet.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthdays!

Happy birthday!

Happy brithday!

Happy birthday!

I was disappointed to learn that was a cover, especially of a non metal song, because that type of guitar riff was SORELY lacking in the hard rock/metal scene of the time.

"Rocket Rush" sounds like the robotic dog helper from the Mega Man games.

This was pretty close to how it used to be until MTV came along and ruined everything.

"That's a tiny pencil and pad citation for you!" - British "constable" on Family Guy.

Brilliant episode. That was the turning point for the show when it started getting REALLY good.

If you put the milk in first, wouldn't most of the cereal just float on top of it instead of getting submerged/soaked?