Doom Metal Alchemist

You're the one that made the "Do you grab your boobs" thread right?

Would you fuck balloobs?

Since image and video embedding got enabled on ASMB (and here) I stopped completely. There's no way I'm going to risk somebody posting NSFW stuff outside of a spoiler.

Tell him you're not going to cook him anything with bacon in/on it for [whatever amount of time you deem appropriate], he'll think twice about doing that again.

NOTE: This is all about ASMB. I don't think I've ever posted on UEMB from anywhere other than home. Anyway, I may have posted from my brother's comp before, but I'm not sure. Mostly my own computer or phone. I just thought of another one, a computer at my college's library.

Probably relatives' house.

If we're including anime, then I would say Cowboy Bebop. However, if we were including anime AS showed but DIDN'T show their opening theme to, winner would be Trigun.

I'm undecided on if we have souls that travel to the afterlife after we die. I don't believe in ghosts haunting the world of the living. Ghost hunters are some of the biggest frauds out there, imo.

It was very catchy. The best was Space Ghost's intro though.

I like Ron White, but that joke was meh.

I find Robot Chicken, more than any other AS show, relies far too much on toilet humor.

Toy makers know their market, I guess...

That's kinda cool, but it would take sooooooooo many bullets for me to get any satisfaction out of that. All the satisfaction of a nerf gun comes with individual trigger pulls. Running out of bullets in a manner of seconds doesn't seem like a great time to me.

I think I was actually the first to make that complaint. But that was more in jest, because I knew you were stuck on Ellen Page.

I loved when Humbug made his rank Ellen Cleghorn... then Jimmy Page...

"Unprofessional"? That is incredibly stupid. What's unprofessional is forcing your sick employee to cook for your customers knowing full well he is sick.

You should wear one of those surgical masks.

ATHF Sea Lab 2021 Those two are easy.... Number 3 is a little more difficult. I'm going to have to say The Boondocks. When seasons 1 and 2 were fresh, they had me laughing like nobody's business.

I have noticed that too. As well as farting toys, but I don't know if you were filing that under poop related.

That's not so weird. It wasn't a remote control wooly mammoth on wheels that did flips, after all. Right?

Watched a couple minutes at that starting point, looks pretty cool for toy fans. But not weird.

I clicked play to watch the video, but then I noticed it was a half hour long and just stopped it. But I predict dinosaur toys based on the movie Jurassic World wouldn't really be weird.

That looks exactly what I was thinking of, but that commercial looks and sounds a lot older than I thought the toy was. I guess this weirdness has been going on for a while now, lol.

I usually see far more girls' and even unisex toy commercials on CN than boys' toys, but when I do see commercials for boys' toys, they seem to be getting weirder than in past generations. Today I saw for a commercial that was like a radio controlled car (though I don't know if it actually radio controlled), but it wasn't a car, it was a fucking bee. It didn't fly. It was a fucking bee with two giant wheels that it drove on the ground on. And it could do flips and stuff. Who the fuck thought to combine cars and insects? A couple years ago I saw a commercial for dinosaur toys, but they weren't just any dinosaurs. They were like cyborg dinosaurs wearing missile launchers and shit. This is a toy literally straight out of Calvin's imagination. Girls' toys on the other hand, seem to remain stagnant in the same old baby dolls of the past. The only innovation being that they are getting more realistic in talking, pooping and peeing, blinking, feeding, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if he sends you right home.