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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. If we're including anime, then I would say Cowboy Bebop. However, if we were including anime AS showed but DIDN'T show their opening theme to, winner would be Trigun.
  2. I'm undecided on if we have souls that travel to the afterlife after we die. I don't believe in ghosts haunting the world of the living. Ghost hunters are some of the biggest frauds out there, imo.
  3. It was very catchy. The best was Space Ghost's intro though.
  4. I like Ron White, but that joke was meh.
  5. I find Robot Chicken, more than any other AS show, relies far too much on toilet humor.
  6. Toy makers know their market, I guess...
  7. That's kinda cool, but it would take sooooooooo many bullets for me to get any satisfaction out of that. All the satisfaction of a nerf gun comes with individual trigger pulls. Running out of bullets in a manner of seconds doesn't seem like a great time to me.
  8. I think I was actually the first to make that complaint. But that was more in jest, because I knew you were stuck on Ellen Page.
  9. I loved when Humbug made his rank Ellen Cleghorn... then Jimmy Page...
  10. "Unprofessional"? That is incredibly stupid. What's unprofessional is forcing your sick employee to cook for your customers knowing full well he is sick.
  11. You should wear one of those surgical masks.
  12. ATHF Sea Lab 2021 Those two are easy.... Number 3 is a little more difficult. I'm going to have to say The Boondocks. When seasons 1 and 2 were fresh, they had me laughing like nobody's business.
  13. I have noticed that too. As well as farting toys, but I don't know if you were filing that under poop related.
  14. That's not so weird. It wasn't a remote control wooly mammoth on wheels that did flips, after all. Right?
  15. Watched a couple minutes at that starting point, looks pretty cool for toy fans. But not weird.
  16. I clicked play to watch the video, but then I noticed it was a half hour long and just stopped it. But I predict dinosaur toys based on the movie Jurassic World wouldn't really be weird.
  17. That looks exactly what I was thinking of, but that commercial looks and sounds a lot older than I thought the toy was. I guess this weirdness has been going on for a while now, lol.
  18. I usually see far more girls' and even unisex toy commercials on CN than boys' toys, but when I do see commercials for boys' toys, they seem to be getting weirder than in past generations. Today I saw for a commercial that was like a radio controlled car (though I don't know if it actually radio controlled), but it wasn't a car, it was a fucking bee. It didn't fly. It was a fucking bee with two giant wheels that it drove on the ground on. And it could do flips and stuff. Who the fuck thought to combine cars and insects? A couple years ago I saw a commercial for dinosaur toys, but they weren't just any dinosaurs. They were like cyborg dinosaurs wearing missile launchers and shit. This is a toy literally straight out of Calvin's imagination. Girls' toys on the other hand, seem to remain stagnant in the same old baby dolls of the past. The only innovation being that they are getting more realistic in talking, pooping and peeing, blinking, feeding, etc.
  19. I wouldn't be surprised if he sends you right home.
  20. And on April fool's day a bunch of posts would have infinity kudos.
  21. Yeah, I've been tiny most of my life. I weighed like 102 pounds as a high school freshman, 112 pounds as a high school senior, and I dropped to 106 pounds in my first year of college as a result of cutting out soda for a while.
  22. Just imagine what fun he'd poke at you if he knew you jacked off into your bare hand looking over a comatose girl laying in a hospital bed.
  23. My dad never made fun of my weight, but for a while he was criticizing me for it, by saying "you really need to get on the treadmill." I had gained a lot of weight over the past decade or so when that happened. I kind of resented his comments just for the fact that he himself has been much fatter than me my whole life, so its like, "who are you to talk?" but then he'd retort with "I go on two hour walks every day, I'm eating a lot healthier now, and I have been losing a lot of weight. You're eating pizza and drinking soda every single day and not exercising at all. And you have gained a ton of weight." Back in 2015, my doctor diagnosed me as pre-diabetic, so I started exercising and changed my diet, and ended up losing a lot of weight. At my heaviest ever I was about 185, the last time I weighed myself (probably last month), I was about 125. My doctor has since told me I have reversed my pre-diabetes, and I am not only not diabetic, but I'm not even pre-diabetic anymore.. Anyway, earlier this year I found an old selfie from 2013 on my computer, and I was an ugly fat fuck with a lot of zits. Now I feel my dad was right to criticize my weight back then, despite me not liking it at the time. I am actually kind of ashamed I let myself go that much.
  24. I have absolutely no knowledge on the subject, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I agree with you about "sit up" but I agree with your gf about "speak".
  25. I don't particularly care about CN, but I often have it on as background noise, and I'll occasionally look up at the screen. This has been enough for me to dislike Unikitty already. The titular character and Puppycorn have the same major flaw that Cyborg does on TTG: they excitedly exclaim every single fucking line of dialogue, whether or not it calls for it. This is really fucking annoying. Fictional characters, cartoon or not, shouldn't act like they're always on cocaine. Those of you who still like non-adult cartoons, what do you think of it?
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