Doom Metal Alchemist

That's me!

*blows into NES cartridge* >_> Anyway, from first hand experience, I'm sure a common way CD games/DVDs/Blu-rays get scratched to hell is because of babies and toddlers fucking around with them.

Door number 1. Quit school, quit looking for a work, get a cheap apartment, become a professional musician playing whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life, self financing my own albums.

Pro-Tip @Phillies: HTML closing tags are the exact same as the opening tags except with the added /.

Too bad no one has wind-up clocks anymore. Though I'm sure your phone kept the correct time, yeah?

Air doesn't start with a w.

His first name drives me crazy. It's spelled Stephen (which SHOULD be pronounced the same as Steven) but it's pronounced the same as Stephan. Feh!

Wrong. Molar faked a bulge with a Pringle's can. Rouge showed actual bulge, though.

Happy birthday Jeffchaos. (I have no idea what 'chao' is supposed to mean so I like to say that part of your name as 'chaos')

I prefer this other AC/DC song about balls:

Happy birthday, Bouvre!

Well yeah, but then you run the risk of hitting/killing someone in another vehicle/a pedestrian, and go to jail for 20-life for manslaughter.

You are entirely missing the point of preachers. They teach people (they're personal interpretation of) what it says in the bible, so their flock can blindly claim to know all about God and Jesus without having to ever crack open the book themselves.

I had a corded too, but only when I was little.

I remember when we were considered Gen Y as well, but I always thought it was a stupid name, as it means nothing. Just Y comes after X. Then the current crop of kids is called gen z, and the naming is getting really lazy, and also, what comes after z? aa? The label 'millennial' at least has an actual meaning to it other than 'came after x'.

@empty confirmed for westpark alt.

I looked at the paragraphs as well as the diagram. There's a three year overlap shown between gen x and millennials that I fall in.

According to the article I'm both gen x and a millennial.

This is you:

My mom is a religious Christian, I'm not sure about my dad. I'm not really religious. I mean they're not gonna mind if I drink now, but it interferes with my meds, it tastes awful, and the one time I got drunk in 1999, it didn't feel all that good so I don't see the appeal. As for pot, I'm sure my parents wouldn't mind me doing certain kinds, as my brother recently started a business selling cannabis oil, and they are helping him out with it. I am assuming the only reason they wouldn't be ok with me smoking pot is because of the smell. They definitely wouldn't be ok with me doing harder drugs, but even when I'm on my own I'm never doing harder drugs anyway. Like someone else in the thread said, I think they're far too dangerous.

I've been not sober only once, and that was in like 1999.

ikr? Frickin college.

I'm not gonna screencap, because my desktop is so cluttered that it wouldn't even be worth it. But I'm using this pic:

Yeah, but it still gets you a high school diploma!

Kinky Kelly