Doom Metal Alchemist

Tie-fighter and X-wing battling it out, near a star/sun? Also, how do you not know how to screenshot in this day and age?

I'm pretty sure she's Pine Sol, not Pledge.

Yes it is. Most of your jokes are great.

Your absolutely fucking nuts. When I was a kid and experienced snow for the first time, I didn't have any snow boots. Used some old boots of a relative. They were too big, and my boot stuck in the snow while my foot slid out of it. So my foot with just a sock hit the snow covered ground and it was some of the worst pain I had ever felt. It didn't help that I couldn't do anything to avoid it as it's hard to hop on one foot forever. My brother and my cousin dragged me back to the house on a sled all the while I was crying my eyes out.

I swear to god "sword" was originally supposed to be pronounced with the w intact. "Sword" (with the w sound) is literally the sound a sword makes when you swing it at air.

DO IT

...Not some of your best material.

What I remember is some people asked about getting their custom ranks from Lithium back (and sponges never had his custom rank prize from Lithium implemented in the first place), so while Luuv was giving back already earned custom ranks, some people started asking for custom ranks just because, and Luuv was like, eh, why not and gave some out.

What video games?

"Bjark" really sound more like a Swedish dog to me.

No one goes back to high school, they get GEDs. (oddly enough, in my dreams I often am back in high school for some reason, even though, like my real self, my dream self is a college graduate in his thirties. )

It was chilly and warm at the same time today.

The Tower Records around here closed around 2006 I think, but it was quickly replaced with a Rasputin Music which is a much better store anyway.

The FYE around here switched to almost exclusively DVDs. There's only like 2 racks of CDs and 1 rack of vinyl.

Sell it on ebay as a collectible.

Take advantage of this opportunity to not be lonely.

Shouldn't the "like my ****" be with the "very hard" and not just "hard"?

I used to read my comic books on the toilet (Dilbert, Far Side, Pearls Before Swine, Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes, etc.). I haven't brought any reading material to the bathroom with me in quite a while. And I refuse to use my phone on the toilet. That's gross as fuck.

Crackers and cheese in a bowl of milk.

I wouldn't doubt it.

I weighed myself a few days ago and I am 125 lbs.

But yeah, I'm a junk food... junkie?

Ba-zing!